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( ´ω`) I don't love you, your mother doesn't love you, and your father most certainly doesn't love you, so any failure you easily attain is alright with me. Step aside and let me show you how it's done, Junior.
( ´ω`) Darn... Must not be my lucky day...
(・∀・) The times will change for you granpa, you'll see !
( ´ω`) Well well well, let's see what we have here.
( ´ω`) Did you already forget the lecture I gave you about ID's, Junior?
(・∀・) ID? What's that?
(・∀・) I'm confused, gramps!
FUCKING GET NOW. FUCK YEAH!
I got Eu, and almost got CP and PIXEL...
With love, >>15
i really need reallife pr0n with my gf again. ;_;
>>17 you don't have a girlfriend if you post in a board so close to DQN!
ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
i have but she isn't at my place right now.. maybe until february..
Waiting for your hugpillow to be delivered != having a girlfriend.
The face-sitting of Moses
I wish I had Kami
i wish i had a life
i'm a gundam
I have a cock, a cock, aaaaaaa cooooooooooooooock, oh yeah baby, i have a cooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooock.
vying for victory
BENIS THE PANNISCOCK
i love vaginas
| Sensei, how do I got GET?|
I wish myself luck.
nida nida nida
( ﾟ∀ﾟ)彡 ID! ID!
I an from FUTUREWORLD!
I post to say no one of you reach goal.
But >>71 is a idiot.
I fuck myself
ronery ronery... ;_;
you silly goose
nutmeg in my ass feels good
IN THE NAME OF CHANNERU 4! DQNＧＥＴ！！！
PLEASE GET FOR ME.
♪when i tried to get,
i just lost my brains,
then i clicked on reply~
doing this one for you bro
my captcha is "go". so... here we go!
Don't believe in yourself! Believe in me, who believes in you!
ＧＥＴ ｃｏｐｉｅｄ ｉｎ Ｃｈｉｎａ
this is impossible
last and final get
well but now(?)
i feel lucky
One more roll, see if I got anything.
THIS TIME I GET IT
>:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3 >:3
Wait, I can't believe I made the exact same post.
oh wow: l8t(late) 3am
to bad it's 3pm here right now. haha
why please let it be
I FUCKING CAME SO HARD OHHHH YEAHH!! BABY LET'S FUCK AGAIN!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHYEEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHAAAAAAAA!
jews, err jawss!
Back with a new IP, let's see what my ID is.
have i posted in this thread yet?
I might just be.
bloxy... i lol'd
Maybe this time. Maybe not.
nobody has won!
suck my dick. please.
was it hawk or something
it definitely wasn't handle.
hurr durr hurr hur durrrrrrr
let's try this shit again
did i post here? i think not so.
oink oink oink
i want, i wait, yeah~, please come back, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaase
kackute! kackute? that's my verification..
ik wil neuken!!
This time, I shall win.
when i will ever GET, i leave the internets, forever.
it's never going to happen.
One more reason to have those threads
Sup baby, can I interest you in my penis
But we're all having fun, so fuck you.
post when you are addicted to the internets.
captcha said "bleickness" -> blackness?
i want a gir........llll
nip nong nong
N.H.K ni youkoso
It'll never happen
Oh boy oh boy
come on... shuduche!
let me try!
ID threads always fail.
THIS ONE, NO!
(・∀・) I won't fail you this time grandpa!
Jebbi the hut
I HOPE THIS TIME
guys, will we ever not fail? ;_;
This time, it is you who has failed me.
Why doesn't your ID change? I thought it changes daily.
milf's are moe
> I thought it changes daily.
it used to, but that changed a long time ago.
yes, i suck pussy's. what's wrong with it?
god dammit leroy
FUCKING AT WHORE
Ding ding ding ding ding!
nani ga deru ka na
I believe in myself!
I am >>196 and I am hoping that I have a new IP address although I'm too lazy to check if I do
i came again and again and ...
This is the right time. I MUST WIN!
I've got Yun! It's the last part of Dokyun!! I won! I won!
Posting in a thread.
Today is the day when I get the unique ID, that will be a target of envy of all Internet Addicts!
i just cant stop myself
WISH ME LUCK
here we go again
crappy ID GET!
It's not possible. You should stop trying.
let me see!
This is the post.
I'm going for all three, jang.
I RAPE HER THAAAAT LONG. OK MAYBE NOT. KEKEKE
This is the only thread that keeps this board alive. It give a fake feeling that there is no Internet Addicts left in the world.
ID will be: DQNVIPIAA
I've got some sex in my ID. This means that I'm alpha male from now on.
We will worship you as our new god until something better comes along.
I am posting??
I posted here quite a few times. Today I'm not feeling lucky, but I shall try anyway.
at least you got IAA backwards..
now also GET!
typical failure of an ID thread.
A penis is on the rise
fuck, said my captcha
look, my keyboard has fake money symbols on it!
fuck fuck fuck
inshung = captcha
damn i'm drunken
did I post here yet?
hey yeah, enjoy the fucktrain
i wish i had something interesting to post here
i fap like there is no morning
And so do I. Am not being VC:koy here, I promise.
back to hack
ing the internet
dqn is fine too
merry christmas, my fellow roneries. ;_;
I can't believe, with 301 posts you haven't come up with anything.
Fucking lame, you bitches. Lame.
And Merry Christmas to you too.
also most posts are very likely same person too. :/
oh please oh please oh please
Honest Clintonites admit that the decision of selling weapons to China just after three days of embassy bombings came probably from their side.
Now that's VIP
lol DQN-QUALITY DAYO
ONE DAY SAAAAAAAAAAYEYEYEYELEEEEEE
HOLY SHIT I have 'clitz' in my id.
Please, oh Please.
My life would be complete.
I just woke up from a 12 and a half hour sleep. I had a dream about this thread. Two people, consecutively, got VIP and IAA in their ID's.
Is that auspicious or what?
Let's do this!
my love, is your love, and your love is maaaaaiii looooovee~<3 ♪
I have left 4-ch all these months specifically for the purpose of renewing what luck I may have in obtaining the coveted ID, but alas, I fear I shall only meet disappointment.
I'm not sure if my IP address has changed or not but I'm too lazy to check
i like tits
CMON BIG MONEY
This thread is depressing.
Are we there yet?
c'mon c'mon c'moooooooooon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Someone did it!!
I have, myself, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves worthy of the name /iaa/, to ride out the storm of id threads, and to outlive the menace of show off sumbishes on other boards, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.
not bad, but not in this thread. junior has to do it for grandpa.
| ノ ヽ/⌒) POSTAN
/⌒) (ﾟ) (ﾟ) | .| ▂ ▪ ▂▄▅▆▇■▀▀〓◣▬ ▪ ￭ … ．
/ / (ﾟ∀ﾟ)_ ミ/ ．▂▅■▀ ▪ ￭ ▂¨ ∵▃ ▪ ・
I did it.
I think id thread is a pretty cool guy, eh get and doesn't afraid of anything.
don't dissapoint junior and grandpa!!
A man was waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor came and informed the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms, or legs. The son was just a head!
But the dad loved his son and raised him as well as he could. Eighteen years later, the son was old enough for his first drink. The dad took him to a bar, tearfully told him he was proud of him, and ordered the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar patrons looking on curiously, the boy took his first sip of alcohol.
fuckin get already
This is or is not it.
This could be it, but no, probably not.
penis was not it
Oh no! Someone's onto my evil scheme to post consecutive messages in a single thread without waiting for my ip to chagne... If only I'd taken into account that someone else could read my id!
puts gun to forehead
gun is a revolver
a single bullet is loaded into it
pulls the trigger
SEX, i had it.
Have I posted here before? I don't remember. I guess it doesn't matter.
This thread is demoralizing. This is part two, and after 384 posts there's not even a single get.
O god... so tired...
i even already got a real vagina, but still not this fucking get. DAMNIT.
If I get the get for you will you put it in your girly hole on camera and send the video to me?
fucking son of a bitch
Here it isn't.
In Soviet Russia, countdown interrupts YOU!
i come and get. bye
Hey, I'm COUNTING here.
OUT THERE IN THE COLD
(・∀・) In Latin, they call that "countus interruptus"!
bum dum tsh
Counting online just isn't as much fun without someone trying to interrupt you.
( ･ω･)￣￣--―─-r| |
(っ l,ﾞﾞ''つl＿__l,,l,|,iﾉ"""|二;;二二;;二二二i≡二三三l getgetgetget
If I GET then I will keep this IP for all of eternity
IT WILL HAPPEN IF NOT NOW THEN IN THE FUTURE
Do you understand that the world does not revolve around you and your do whatever it takes, ruin as many people's lives, so long as you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied along the way, just so long so you can make a name for yourself as a bossy-pants-half-empty cup pessimist that doesn't believe in the collective goal of the deeply committed id thread participants, no matter how many friends you lose or people you leave dead and bloodied and dying along the way?
you are just retarded.
also another try~
Quoffuff, with two f's and no k.
I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN I THINK I CAN
I AM EXCITED
I have so many things to do around the house, but I can't help myself. I must do this. I must post here. I must win.
I feel like the person who actually gets one of these in his ID will be like Mel Gibson in that final scene of Braveheart.
Is my ID here
What is with the whole "hurp derp" thing? Retards don't sound like that, yo.
It just sounds unnatural... I hate to see people using it.
Or we'll just spend 3 posts hating him and then forget all about it.
Ok, sounds like the even more retarded people use ", yo." then.
I might as well see what another country brings.
My sentiment exactly.
i know how
why? just so you don't have to be reminded of your failure every time you see this thread?
Whenever I drink coffee, I have to poop. It's a pleasant sensation, but it sucks when you're on a road trip.
For some reason, I never have that problem when I'm out somewhere. Only at home
sithe .. sit here
Quitters go to hell; failures get low rent apartments in heaven.
Sure why not
I will succeed!
I will fail
drr drr drr
This is a bad thread.
But it gives us something to look forward to...
I WISH I HAD SOMETHING AWESOME TO SAY OH GOD
This thread... it's awesome.
This board... it's dead.
1,471 posts, in two threads (that I know of), and not a single get.
to many posts
A man once became so obsessed with grammatical errors that he spent days, weeks, locked away in his room thinking about them. He died of starvation.
So I choose not to get upset- any longer- over grammatical errors.
BIDOOF BIDOOF BIDOOF IS ON FIRE
also to many posts
Oops, lease time hasn't run out yet.
Manually reset now.
So... jews then?
they stole my vip quality
JEWS DID VIP QUALITY
9/11 DID JEWS
let me just leave this holocaust card here...
Why are we doing this?
STOP SAGIN IN MAH ID THREAD!
You Are My Forever Love
Your friendship and love,
And all the wonderful things
I believe this to be a post which might perhaps contain the goal which is stated within the op.
Failing is better than quitting, Byetch.
and succeeding is better than both.
every time one of you idiots fails, i succeed.
(・∀・) Don't worry grandpa! We still can do it!
here i cum
COME ON YOU FUCKING ID
FUCKING HURRY UP AND APPEAR ALREADY
I have felt it but not seen it.
SON OF A BITCH CAPSLOCK
I love the internet, in a bad way.
THE INTERNET ISN'T ALL IT'S CRACKED UP TO BE
I can't think of anything to say.
I am solemnly happy.
I bet you that someone who saged had it
WE SHALL PREVAIL
DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK
Oh hell it's red button moment. I might click the link...
I still can't think of anything to say.
are we still trying?
I don't know anymore.
I just don't know.
Oh my fucking god.
If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.
pray for mittens
>>1san forgot to use text art formatting in their post.
Just passin' by, don't mind me getting VIP, DQN, or IAA on my ID ITT
i just searched like 8 forums looking for this thread and i know my id wont be it fuccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
ps fuck captcha s
best luck for all future entrants
brb farming proxies
sup dawg i heard you like proxies so i put a proxy on your proxy so you can DQN while you DQN
HERE I GO AGAIN! FUCK YEA!
oh shit here I come
well, that's some original ID you have there.
balls to picasso
Another day, another neighbor's internet being stolen
I'm stealing yet another neighbor's wireless. The only ones close to me are encrypted with WPA which I have yet to crack, and all the WEP networks show up off and on.
> WPA which I have yet to crack,
I've found that a pipe wrench works quite well for cracking things like that.
◔ ω ◔
VIP, DQN, or IAA get!
here it is
I hate myself and want to die.
so ronery ;_; STILL AND PROPABLY FOREVER ;_______;
(Ｔ_Ｔ) Grandpa, other threads are pushing and ignoring us. SO SAD.
kind of annoying
i am expecting great things
Cheque expected by tomorrow kthanks
If I don't get this I will kill myself.
Hold it; not ready to die just yet...
Hanging in there ;____;
We already got it.
It's old news. Nothing to see here. Move along...
Why do we do this?
(・∀・) Now we will roll!
Let's do this.
I LOVE U THIS WILL WORK BEcAUSE IT SI DEsTINEYD
The strongest adult bulletin board in Japan
Negronic generaition rocks
bored @ work
bored @ home
doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well
This board is like a retarded DQN. That's saying something
under the moon loli to issho
in miku-chan's shimapan
miku-chan is mai waifu
will this work
I'm so lonely...
WHERE'S THE HOPE.
I will finally end this thread.
By having VIP, DQN or IAA on my ID!
(・∀・) another failed day
I already posted in this thread from this IP
Who do you think you are?
Has anyone at this IP posted in this thread yet?
WHERE ARE YOU
My transcendence is undeniable
mhmm cow, nom nom
B-back off, it-it's not like I want you to eat me or anything...
thread of the beast
What the hell, I'll try from a different IP
How exciting! I'm shaking with anticipation!
YES DO IT I AM THE ONE
w w w w
But I poop from there
OTZ OTZ OTZ
I want free people. I'm tired of paying high prices for them.
i like mittens
Posting from a new IP! In Japan!
Thread Stop everywone go home and be family man
(◕ ◡ ◕)
I like this website because I call say words like faggot and shit without being harassed about it
( ﾟдﾟ )
I definitely won't lose!
I can change my IP by restarting my router
H-here I go!
This is a post.
Single straight white male seeks intelligent, articulate Domme or switch F to experiment with. I've never done this before but I've been curious about it all my life. I am somewhat more attracted to Asian and black women than to white women (ladies of Japan: うほ, いい 女! HELLO JAPANESE! I AM HAPPY YANKEE! ^________^), but I will certainly consider all offers. Would especially like to meet kinky female dentist or doctor to experiment with certain kinds of medical play.
rightest snake-in-the-grass counterrevolutionary bourgeois reactionary swamp-monster capitalist-roaders deserve nothing but suffering! Tumble down with the capitalist superstructure to a revolutionary grave!
let's give this another try...it's been awhile
This doesn't mean anything.
Let's do this!
Has anyone gotten this yet?
I know I am the one. I can feel the magic in me.
fingers crossed that the landlord reset it
Let's take a shot at this.
This is for the sake of DQN!
Here I go!
but of course, not today.
This thread is the only reason I come to this board.
lol @ this still being the only active thread on this board
i haven't visited this board in over a year
782 posts and it's still not been found.
Let's do this.
I wonder if my ISP changed my IP yet
Will it happen? DONGS
It's a less than one in ten thousand chance for each ID. We could be trying for quite a while.
dum de dum ... wtf, this is the fifth time in two days that my captcha has been "garetion".
It'd be funny if the algorithm used to generate IDs somehow made this impossible.
I would not be too surprised if this turned out to be the case.
Welcome to Zozo! Everyone here so honest leh!
>>800 posts later and it still has not happened.
Just noticed IAA isn't listed on iichan's sidebar.
Hi I'm new here
More than 800 posts and it still has not happened.
The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog, tripped, and did a front flip. The lazy dog lifted his head to see what all the ruckus was about, but, being lazy, decided he did not care.
Foxes are rude.
here we go!
Think of all the days you didn't try this. I'll bet one of those would have gotten it.
Get off the table, cat.
a Korean eat feces
posting in a thread
posting from work
posting from home
I hope this works!
| Sensei, what even is this?|
Never give up.
What the fuck will we ever do if we get it?
What happens if we get it in THIS POST?
I don't know
This thread is bakas!
Now you're just teasing us!
Will this thread close as soon as somebody gets it? I can't wait to find out.
No, I don't have to. I've seen the end of this thread.
I think I can I think I can I think I can
i really want to make this happen
I wish to get a cool ID.
it would make me and others happy.
ID threads don't work like that. The best anyone has gotten in this thread is "Sex", but it was gay "Sex" so it doesn't count.
...and a miss.
All the days I've missed. All those opportunities.
I don't remember if I've already posted in this thread.
COOKIE DON'T FAIL ME THIS TIME
I would like a cookie.
please i just want an X in there, please.
This time? Oh please be this time.
If at first you don't succeed, try using your mobile
VIP? Fuck that, my ID says VIPPER!
Lucky Channel says YES!
I got "App", at least.
That's a trendy word.
because captcha says "yaigness"
I mustered up the nerve to go outside DQN for once, and I'm going to try my luck here.
I got a new IP, I guess I should see what it says.
I got "Qn", I guess 2 out of 3 isn't bad.
Maybe it will work NOW!
What a time to be alive.
when will this end. captcha says "sumeer", so in summer, maybe?
Mine says "Yugeness". Maybe they're cousins?
Less than 100 fail posts left before this thread ends!
I feel sad that nobody has gotten one yet.
Only 89 more tries!
This will be the one!
｡ﾟ(ﾟ● ω ●ﾟ)ﾟ｡
sitting in my wireframe garden, hoping for a vip or a z
∠､( l ‿ l ),､ゝ
One of these days.
● ＿＿ ●
oh gosh I'm sorry the shame of forgetting that it's wakabamark not BBcode
Going for it...
Weird, it seems my captcha is "deoge" every second post. It's probably just coincidence though.
Welcome to Chinese Restaurant.
please try your Nice Chinese Food With Chopsticks
the traditional and typical of Chinese glonous history.
Looks like this is the end.
My captcha is wordace. I feel special.
PLEASE DONT FAUL ME
WE CAN DO IT IF WE TRY
did I win?
it wants to be here
it wants to be me
Maybe one day.
Forgot to remove my sage.
I've got it
hey guys what is going on in this thread
Dissonance and abstraction.
please, I've had a horrible day and it would be nice to get it
let's go for the full combo
Imagine if someone has gotten it, but it's now long forgotten that they ever did.
Lost to the sands of time. That'd be sad.
vip, iaa, or dqn will not be in this ID
here we go
I've been writing from Japan
We want to be an American of great people and friends
Look at my website, and I think I want to know the Japan of that
so many years..
I think one of the posts in this thread was mine but can't remember which.
it's never going to happen
I have a good feeling one of them will show up in part III
new year VIP ID
Let's do this!
could it be?
This time it's gonna happen, just you wait!
I'm gonna try
hoping for dqn
Not yet, maybe now, not really, possibly though.
I will be the one to get it!
Thread's about to die... Maybe this time?
one post closer to 1000.
How about now?
Maybe this time!
Only a few more tries.