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42667 No.3861   [Reply]

>> No.4847  

Anyone know why Google's "ei" parameter is called "ei"? Example:

https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&hl=en&ei=MoRRWovvHczEjwTr5Iy4Cg&q=9781118844359&oq=9781118844359&gs_l=mobile-gws-serp.3..41.14838.16529.0.16954. - "9781118844359 - Google Search"

It can be used for the exact time of search.

>> No.4854  


>> No.4861  

/dqn/ - svȊ֐l

>> No.4914  

"exact instance" maybe

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21956 No.4813   [Reply]

El Aspirador de Los Teletubbies

>> No.4814  

Me when there's mephedrone on the table!

>> No.4912  

Translation: "The Aspirator of the Teletubbies"

aspirator = a pump for removing gases or liquids

Does anyone find this video that has audio to be funny:

https://www.google.com/search?q=muppets+we+built+this+city&rlz=1c1ggrv_enus774us774&oq=muppets+we+&aqs=chrome.1.69i57j0l5.4319j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=utf-8&safe=active& - "muppets we built this city - Google Search"

Someone said that it was really funny, but I just don't see the humor in it.

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110576 No.4886   [Reply]

>> No.4892  

OP, I don't know what your on about, but I had this weird dream last night. It began with myself BEING the main character of a Zelda game. I was swimming underwater collecting collectibles or money or something. For one eye I had a normal eye and for the other eye were a pair of teeth (like the teeth of young-adult-but-not-child-or-teenager Nucky Thompson from Boardwalk Empire). I had perfect vision out of both eye sockets (whether they held an eye or a pair of teeth) like I was wearing contacts. I resurfaced and went to the shore to find someone selling the newest items for this Zelda game. I was surprised to find a bunch of weapons from CS:GO. I guessed that the game's creator's were to lazy to make new item assets from scratch, so they just used another game's (like Bennett Foddy was talking about in "Getting Over It"). The main character changed to myself viewing a hardened military soldier. Some interesting stuff happened with him, but I don't feel like explaining it. The main character changed to myself. I was walking away from my car (that I parked behind a Wal-Mart) with another guy. I walked over the hood of another parked car that's front end was touching a wall. We were watching by a semitruck that was also touching the wall it was parked by in a parallel manner. While walking around it we saw that the storage container (which I think is called the cabin or something) it was hauling was open and the door to the driver's seat was open. My friend stole some stuff from the long 3D rectangle it is attached to while I stood watch. I saw a stereotypical trucker coming towards it so I told my friend to GTFO. We went into the Wal-Mart and walking to an empty room of it. We found some products that looked like they were themed as minions from "Despicable Me". We shoplifted them: chapstick and set of minion-shaped objects (both were yellow but had the face of George Costanza on them in yellow paint). My friend told me that this theme of product was all the rage (maybe myself thinking about minions happened after I saw this high schooler wearing a backpack with minions all over it). I walked near the exit with my coat on (hood up, hands in coat pockets with the products); I looked stiff, and I could tell that the Wal-Mart employees that looked for shoplifters could tell. I walked back to the place that I stole the stuff and gestured as though putting it back (for the camera that watch all of the shoppers), but I didn't actually. I put the products in the pockets of my trousers then tied my coat around my waist (so it was covering said pockets). I returned to my friend, who was waiting in a line for some reason. Me and my friend walked out in a very relaxed manner, getting away with it. At this point I found out that my friend was this guy I knew in high school: Baily [last name starts with an M, I know it but will not say it here for privacy I guess]. He was only a friend at school but declined to be a friend outside of school, so it was strange/unrealistic that we were hanging out in this dream. (This shoplifting sequence may have been caused by myself being acquainted with a Wal-Mart employee outside at the college I go to; he would sometimes talk about shoplifters.) We got into my car that was at the corner of the parking lot of the Wal-Mart, far away from the Wal-Mart. I realized that my trip mileage was at 900. At 250 I refill my gas tank with gas so that I don't run out of gas. (My gas tank empty/full indicator did not work so I would always reset my trip mileage indicators each time I got a full tank at the gas station, then tell my trip mileage number whether or not I need gas.) Getting gas was now my top priority. There was a gas station right in front of my when I was sitting in my car; however, there was a small ditch between the Wal-Mart parking lot and the gas station. I drove through this barn for farm animals to try to get to the station quicker; there was only an entrance to this Wally World barn and not an exit. I drove out of the barn that had multiple farm animals in it an drove around the barn. I ran out of gas, so I had to walk next to the road then towards the gas station. THIS IS THE INTERESTING PART: Along the way I found some Tolman or Toman or Tollman rodents as we called them. They were like these snakes that could sort of talk to me, but most of them were stupid. I picked one up and pulled it close to my arm which cause green slime to cover that side of my arm. I told it not to fuck with me or something. I remember seeing this URL pop up of the English Wikipedia page for the Tollman rodent; when the URL popped up I remember thinking about how it explained how dangerous these things are to humans. They were dangerous in the sense of getting leprosy after touching dead Amarillos. I remember hearing this voice that informed me that each male Tollman rodent had at least 3 mates (that it had babies with). I saw another 3 or 5 dead or alive Tollman rodents along the way; some were small, some were large. I killed a large one (larger than the one I kept carrying from a while ago). I stepped on its head which was apparently its maggot controller. The "rodents" had a green body, brown head, and white part at the end of their body. They were more like snakes or collections of maggots in the shape of snakes than actual rodents. After you stepped on its head, killing its central control unit, the multitude of maggots that its body consisted of scattered. Each maggot was one color; all the maggots seen together formed the colors of the rainbow at various vibrancies. They all fed on the corpse of the very long snake-like organism that had no limbs; it was just skull, spine, and ribs, surrounded by muscle and skin, with a dozen or more organs. The dream then ended. (I could elaborate on more stuff if anyone wants.)

>> No.4894  

Dreams can be like sudden burst of creativity. I can think of create stuff like this digital bookmark of mine:

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+would+you+do+if+this+was+the+last+music+in+breaking+bad%3F:+https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari - "what would you do if this was the last music in breaking bad?: https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola - Google Search"

But I can't easily think of these Lekgolo-like creatures. "Lekgolo" in Latin is Ophis Congregatio according to http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/Lekgolo

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417958 No.4744   [Reply]

For season 4 of ''Better Call Saul'' the writers wanted to really shock the audience with the following plot:

Jimmy McGill is really a narcissist: putting up a front without ever revealing his true self. In a genre-bending manner, an evil Rick Sanchez from Rick and Morty was revealed to be planning to do some sick shit. This Rick's fully qualified name is Rick Sanchez (C-669) and he is in possession of advance bioengineering technology. As a genius sick fuck he knew many of the twisted minds throughout the multiverse. And whom did he give this technology to? He gave it to fellow sick fucks throughout the multiverse; at each visit he only said to them: "Knock yourself out!" Jimmy McGill received this technology with excitement. Jimmy later met with Kim Wexler in a relaxative context; they were sitting together on a sofa. Jimmy offered Kim some alcohol, but Kim said she didn't want to drink any as she had to drive a car later. She said she didn't want her senses to be dull at all. Jimmy, being a duplicitous man, told her to not worry about it. She unknowingly drank the roofie that was mixed in with the alcohol. Jimmy, by now well verse in the technology, used said technology to make her an extremely sexualized woman. He used it to give her obviously large tits and ass. She received slutty big lips, hoop earrings, and nipple piercings. The pigment of her skin was changed to black in order for the word "slut" to clearly appear in black on her forehead. Other black text and symbols from the pigmentary shift appeared on her body. Above her vagina was an arrow pointing to it; above the arrow was the phrase "front cockpit". The same was true above her anus, with the only difference being the phrase "back cockpit". Kim received thicker thighs and a narrower waist. Kimberly gained a youthful appearance: no wrinkles and a perfect muscle and fat quantity and distribution. Her ponytail was kept as it would be facilitate a pleasurable fellatio experience. Jimmy's cock became erect with the thought of sexy beautiful trannies. The idea of taboo gave him a brilliant idea. He installed a mechanism in her womb that had the multiverse's best battery (it would practically last forever). This mechanism would inflate or deflate by teleporting air into or out of it. And if it was to inflate inside of sexy Wexy, then it would give the appearance of her being pregnant; McGill wasn't the only Irishman with a fetish for pregnant people. When Kim awoke she was shocked. She was no longer an attorney. She is now a sexual work of art, and she decided to embrace it. In effect, Kim and Jim made lots off money, and they lived happily ever after.

>> No.4745  
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>>4744 (check em)
Rick Sanchez (C-669) did it for the lulz.

This story was inspired by a bookmark of mine:

https://www.google.com/search?q=what+would+you+do+if+this+was+the+last+music+in+breaking+bad%3F:+https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en&client=safari - "what would you do if this was the last music in breaking bad?: https://m.soundcloud.com/sir-awesome/the-tough-alliance-koka-kola - Google Search"

The above story reminds me of the troll post where an anon posted to the KFC website a story about moot fucking a diseased horse. Oldfags here might know what I'm talking about. I might post the image of it here later.

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Found it. This story was also written in the spirit of /b/tarded creativity.

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76412 No.4535   [Reply]

How do we stop this stupid motherfucker that keep spamming shit that NO ONE GIVES A SHIT ABOUT every fucking day?
And what fuck is he even trying to accomplish with those inane Japan-Russia images?

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Yeah, no buddy.
Spam shit somewhere else or keep it contained in a single thread so that we can make our threads and see them on the first page for at least a goddamn day.

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So fucking pissed about Russia right now!

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How about you stop making those shit threads?
Nobody cares about your hateboner for Russia and Japan, freak.

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Who killed Hannibal?

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53959 No.4640   [Reply]

Salutations, I am an anon from a great land. A land of comfy people. The land of milk and honey.

Saludos, soy un anon de una gran tierra. Una tierra de gente cómoda. La tierra de la leche y la miel

التحية ، أنا anon من أرض كبيرة. أرض شعب مريح. ارض اللبن والعسل.

Salutations, je suis un anon d'une grande terre. Une terre de gens confortables. La terre du lait et du miel.

Pyrury, - p~~ q|z xu}|y. Hu}| tq~ |tuz. Hu}| }|{p y }utp.

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>> No.4641  

No Esperanto, no love.

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1017890 No.4602   [Reply]

Fuckin' Russia destroying peace on /img/ by existing again!

>> No.4605  

My point exactly. fucking slavshits

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>> No.4491  

What is that thing at the top right of the image? Since you seem to be good at programming maybe you can answer this question. Consider the following URL:


I have a notion of what all of the parameters do, but why are they named as they are? What I know and don't know:
* safe=adult content or not (self-explanatory)
* q=query
* spell=spellchecked?
* sa=I forgot what it does; why is it called "sa"
* ved=the value of it has multiple parameters; why is it called "ved"?
* biw=browser internal width in pixels
* bih=browser internal height in pixels

>> No.4492  

Also: "rlz" what exactly does it do? It does tracking, but what specifically is its purpose? Why is it named "rlz"?

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I want to pet the serval.
vc: paw

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