Romanes (not traditionally a written language, so typos=all)
Xa xlia ma petute - I'm going to shit on you/make you eat my shit
Xa gunoi - Eat trash/crap/poop
Tu prepahv ekh gunoiari balalo baro calo - You resemble a big hairy black garbage collecter/shit scraper
Romanes is supposed to be kept secret, so don't tell anyone I told you these things.
XD