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Ithkuil: Someone vomiting.
Ithkuil has so much different possible sounds that when someones vomits it may end up as a sentence, like "As you see, I disagree with Nietzsche's nihilist philosophy," or something like that :p
Russian - Blet kurva nachui.
Lithuanian - Pseudo russian.
Latvian - Pseudo lithuanian.
Russian: everything is perfectly predictable, so long as you have a working knowledge of the history of the language since the dawn of time.
Dutch = English with a funny accent. Seriously.
Waar is het toilet? = Where is the bathroom?
dat is goed = that is good
Dutch = German with a heavy English accent.
Norwegian = Funny sounding Swedish.
Swedish = Funny sounding Norwegian.
Danish = Most inarticulate language ever.
Finnish = Vowels everywhere.