Lets talk about fake language, in general. Constructing languages yourself, fake language-like writing or talking, existing conlangs, etc!
Ive been trying to build a langauge. I swear Ill actually make some progress on that, someday. As of now I just have a bit of a meaningless poem that demonstrates general sound and appearance
esperanto is shit
ido and volapük 4 life
also OP could you give an IPA rendering of that?
or vocaroo it so we can more accurately see / hear how it sounds.
At times it sounds as if you are saying "schlong" as in "big long schlong dong."
well schlong is almost certainly a word in the language, it fits with others perfectly. Maybe 'Long Schlong' is a name.
What about klingon? They have their own language institute!
Esperanto may be a shit, but its pretty cool that there exists a conlang with native speakers.