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[Advice] DQN-kun's Advice Column [DQN] (23)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-01-11 06:57 ID:36PeWhq1

       /(●)(●)   ask me any question about love and romance!
       | トェェェイ/   I offer only the best advice!
       | /`ニニ´    
       // | |      
      U  .U   
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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-01-13 22:49 ID:dTCr8a9w

  /(●)(●)   >>11, it's a myth that you need to stay hydrated! I always try to keep
  | トェェェイ/    myself at optimal dehydration (80%). Marinara sauce helps but you
  | /`ニニ´     should also bring some beef jerky. That will keep you alive and dehydrated.
  // | |      
 U  .U   

  /(●)(●)   >>12, I know exactly where you're coming from. It's frustrating to deal with girls that keep changing from day to day.
  | トェェェイ/   But fear not! If you like her other dimensions you can simulate removing the fourth one through petrification. There are
  | /`ニニ´    all sorts of ways of petrifying girls but finding a basilisk or medusa head is probably the easiest. SOLID ADVICE!
  // | |      
 U  .U   

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-01-14 03:28 ID:KpXVEzRM

How does one go about making an anime/manga character real, and making her fall in love with me?

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-01-17 07:40 ID:j57RZtQz

DQN-kun! All the women I know make me wish I were a homosexual. Where do I find the kind of woman for me?

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2013-06-07 11:43 ID:Qr5E/zTQ

How do I chat up a cute girl who works in a library? Or more importantly where do I find another one? Things didn't go well last time...

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2013-06-07 23:12 ID:ENZfgW8N

  /(●)(●)   >>15, you've got it all wrong! Instead of making her real, you have to make yourself fictional.
  | トェェェイ/    Try writing a short novel about yourself and your potential waifu.
  | /`ニニ´    
  // | |      >>16, you should read more visual novels.
 U  .U

  /(●)(●)   >>17, cute librarian girls are an elusive race. Once they've nested in a library, however, they
  | トェェェイ/   rarely leave, so search any libraries you find thoroughly. They may be found hanging from the rafters
  | /`ニニ´    or nestled behind bookshelves. As for chatting them up, here are a few potential topics of conversation:
  // | |      The weather, Stalinism, fluid mechanics, gynaecology, the Jacobian conjecture.
 U  .U 

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2015-09-25 02:51 ID:5LFNsvpr

Hey DQN-kun, how do I go about getting myself a friends-with-benefits? I don't know how to breach the subject!

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2015-12-20 08:36 ID:dYXwtzR6

Hey DQN-kun, how do I become a masculine super alpha male?

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-08-17 05:29 ID:iKJPam0v

  /(●)(●)   >>19, they say "if you want a friend-with-benefits,
  | トェェェイ/    be a friend-with-benefits." Start a new benefit system
  | /`ニニ´     with your friend by giving them a card and stamping it
  // | |      every time you see them. When they get 10 stamps you fuck.
 U  .U

  | トェェェイ/    >>20 MARINARA SAUCE
  | /`ニニ´    
  // | |   
 U  .U

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-09-26 20:23 ID:DHlEEORC

dicks out for Harambe

23 Name: Billard Quross : 2017-10-17 16:22 ID:lBhhciY3

hey anon-kun i fell in love with a kangaroo how should i approach him UWU

“If you're afraid - don't do it, - if you're doing it - don't be afraid!”

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Alrighty then, 4-ch. (29)

1 Name: Ren !JSN8X5.Us. : 2012-03-11 01:00 ID:MEfqoWOy

I'm in high school. I've developed this huge crush on the girl who sits across from me at lunch. She's a (cute!) otaku and may or may not (still not sure) have a crush on me.
What the fuck do I do?

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-07-18 13:44 ID:PeaK7U8h


Good! I hope you're both happy.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 07:29 ID:MEfqoWOy


We broke up just about two months ago. Shit hurts. Damned lesbians.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 15:27 ID:H7Okz1bu


23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 22:22 ID:kGzME8jn

Move on

24 Name: Ren (years in the future, but not many) : 2016-09-01 07:37 ID:w8M6FTAZ


Yeah, I did.

It's been about 4 years since I posted this, based on the 2012 tag, I was 16 at the time. That's weird to think about. I'm not surprised that this thread is still around though, time doesn't seem to move here. I guess the eternal September joke on DQN is fitting.

I turned 20 not too long ago, at the beginning of last month.

Between dating and her dumping me, her twin sister - the short and fat to her tall and lanky - came on to me and for about a month, I dated both of them, at the same time. It was pretty rad.

After that, she turned out to be gay, and I dated just her sister for a while. Unlike dating the both of them, this was really awkward, could not recommend it less because there's something along the lines of "am I not good enough for you" that is quite the question to be saddled with. It was awkward and uncomfortable and it took me about 3 months to stop being bitter about it. Honestly? It's because I was fucking stupid. Don't try and be friends with your exes if you're looking for a serious relationship. It just doesn't fucking work. Also, don't look for a serious relationship at 16. That doesn't fucking work either. ( ・∀・)
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25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-09-01 12:11 ID:N/4tyf36

Congrats, scumbag

26 Name: Ren : 2016-09-01 13:09 ID:w8M6FTAZ


thank you ( ・∀・)

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-10-04 06:46 ID:HE5Ge7Vp

Thanks for keeping updated friend. please come back with news about your new girl

28 Name: Ren (one year in the future) : 2017-10-02 12:50 ID:TXTOQjN9

This thread is weird. A hell of a time capsule, I suppose. I can't imagine another place I'd so willingly bump a thread I wrote when I was fifteen. (Not 16 as I thought, this thread was early in the year, I guess.)

Thank god this board is so slow, I guess. At the end of October of last year, we split up. I know I said "I'm planning to propose" in the last post, and you may ask me, "How did you get here?" but in the... 2 months? I think it's two months between the two events. It wound down. That happens.

It was... rough. I don't think there's a lot to say on the matter, other than "shit happens". I spent a lot of the earlier part of this year just... dealing with that, and the fallout from that, so to speak.

I turned 21 this year.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-10-02 13:27 ID:lfhE2hW5

dicks out for Harambe

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I've been waiting.... (777)

1 Name: benson_2009 : 2006-03-08 06:46 ID:rBmL8F/W

I'm usualy just a lurker around the board, but today i have a story... recently i been posting about long distance relationship because I really like this girl that lives in japan. but i live in australia so its really hard if i want to confess to her.. well this is how it all started...

Around 2005 April, i was picked on by some people at school because of my hobby, which is movie making. I'm really like a movie otaku, i love watching movies thats why my dream is to become a film director. most of the girls i knew, i told them about my hobby and they would all ne like "isn't that like really immature??" and later on wont ever talk to me.. it was around November when i was on a japanese pen pal website where i met the japanese girl, her name was Aya. we started emailing each other talking about school and life style ect. then i asked her if she used skype and she said she uses it so we added each other. we started talking in skype, (to those who doesn't know its like msn but you use microphone to talk). for the first time, i told her i'm into film making... she unlike the other girls was actualy intrested in it.. she asked me when can i show her my movie.

we talked almost everyday, mostly for 2 hours and we can always talk about anything like movies, anime, school, music ect.. then one night... we talked for 6 hours! i only had 2 hour sleep because i had to wake up for tennis lessons >"< we got more close after that. for christmas i bought her a bracelet and air mailed it to her, she liked it alot. one day i got her email but was really surprised... usualy at the end of the email she would just write "from Aya" but this time she wrote "Love from Aya". i had this feeling when i saw it. after that, i didn't hear from her for 2 weeks and then one night i got her email asking when can i talk to her... but after that... I've waited for a month and stil counting on... I emailed her before saying i have something to tell her because i planned to confess to her next time we talk.. but now i dont think i can do it because i reckon its highly likely i may get rejected since we are so far away _| ̄|○" the feeling with this girl is different from all the other girls i liked. should i confess or not??

768 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-05-20 09:10 ID:Heaven

its been 10 years and still going, amazing

769 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-07-12 04:42 ID:/LE4BJpy

you're a living legend, eiga otoko

770 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-08-27 05:25 ID:jcIMly5d

Why didn't I discover this thread sooner?!!

771 Name: 映画男 : 2016-10-05 07:11 ID:xFgyl7WD

Sigh I just went through two months of literally hell in June when i moved back to melbourne , will find time to update everyone

772 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-11-02 04:28 ID:6Pk/4yBt

I hope things are going well my friend.

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774 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-11-25 10:16 ID:znN+X0Q7

benson, you do it wrong. after 10y you have to know it.
i recommend read:
mark manson - models - a comprehensive guide to attracting women
mark manson - the subtle art of not giving a fuck

775 Name: 映画男 : 2017-06-27 06:34 ID:KyBe68c7

its been so long since i posted and so much has happened.
but long story short i managed to pick my self up in the end, I found out Miya actually got together with someone else last year and is getting married soon which was super shocking for me.
What really helped me get better was i started gyming last year and it really helped me mentally and physically.
I've been hanging out with a lot of friends who came back from melbourne and met a few nice people.

Will find time to update, sorry i disappeared for so long.

776 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-09-27 11:28 ID:gxRnV2sw

Take care of yourself Eiga!

777 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-09-27 19:27 ID:R17RJeHy

dicks out for Harambe

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[Romance]Haikus for the ones you love[Haikus] (4)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-05-25 20:12 ID:TMXHSuWU

Our time was too short
Again from my world you roam
We will never be

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-06-11 13:48 ID:TNComAy4

You selected me
As the matis picks her mate
Here I wait, headless

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-08-01 16:57 ID:TMXHSuWU

Lost! My drive is gone
My lust for you has vanished
At last, I feel free!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-09-08 21:11 ID:+Nce3KSk

dicks out for Harambe

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1 Name: THE FUTURE OF TEXTBOARDS, IN !!PLn6PKe7 : 2017-04-11 01:32 ID:I44U057E


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A girl with a kid (19)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-11 01:49 ID:JvLy8Q/k

OK /b/, I am currently fucking the hottest girl I've ever gotten with. Really attractive face, nice tits, a little skinny but it just makes for a tighter pussy. Definitely the best looking I've gotten with. She is pretty cool to hang around with, is an absolute freak, and I'm not really spending any kind of money her.

She has a kid. I am of the age where I shouldn't even be thinking of kids (19). She'll be 19 in November and the kid will be 2 around the same time

Dump immediately or just be careful to not spend any money on her or her kid?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-12 06:00 ID:3+O8CGeE

Talk it over with her. The worse that could happen is that you end up dumping her or she dumping you.

You just have to make your position clear.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-12 13:07 ID:IKvkJoa3

As you get older you will start meeting women with kids. There's a lot of it these days and it goes with being single.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-13 03:25 ID:Heaven

I'd be upset with >>1's post, but being 19yo shallowness should be expected.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-14 03:54 ID:nD6vlKmc

You are just not sufficient for her. It depends on how you feel, but believe you might have to even go against your feelings.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-18 15:16 ID:JvLy8Q/k


>>It's probably the "OK /b/" at the beginning that tipped >>7 off.

Haha I can't believe I forgot to delete that. Thanks for all the advice

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-18 16:48 ID:FbncuV1e

leave her after kid-related-shit starts to happen, as for now, enjoy your lovely fuck friend.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-18 18:03 ID:BechNQyc


I've done this before (I'm 21), and it turned out nasty. I've also seen two friends do it too, and it's not pretty. Run while you can.

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-19 02:53 ID:dKSzkmZk

Watch out for women with kids. A regular 19 year old woman can have enough issues on her own. A 2 year old can have more than an enough issues on it's own. With their powers combined, it's a severe force to be reconed with. If you're not serious about this, and you think she might be in any way, RUN! Run fast, run far. (Or, you could go the more mature route and TALK! Talk lots, make yourself clear.)

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19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-03-29 15:11 ID:sDD4bIGY

I look forward to reading the kid's post in this thread in a couple years. He's 12 now at least.

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At what point does penis size become a problem? (5)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-02 06:07 ID:DlGDQ7zy

So, gals, how small can a penis be before it's an issue in bed logistics wise?

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-02 09:16 ID:Heaven

So, how come you missed the sexuality board?

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-08 22:27 ID:BISNrDlJ

anything less than 5inches.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-07-09 05:54 ID:4KErSokN

It depends on how small her pussy is. Also, length is not everything--width is good. I masturbated for year with the handle of a mag-lite flashlight, so anything too much smaller than that is a problem for me. But I have a friend who is very small, and could not fit said mag-lite without much pain. Things that I would find too small to be very pleasurable she would find just right.

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Drunken lover's quarrel (11)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 00:55 ID:XKQgXW5E

I'm sitting at my computer surfing and stuff. Queue someone runing down the street outside my window, followed by a half-sobbing woman's voice. They stop in the proximity of my window so I can hear their conversation somewhat clearly.

Summary: Charlotte and Oscar, who have been together for 8 months, went to a party today. At the party Charlotte decided to tell Oscar how unhappy she is with him, for 2 hours, infront of all her friends.

After stopping Oscar starts talking.
Oscar [angry]:What am I supposed to think when you shout me out for 2 hours? You've made it pretty clear how you want it. Telling me how you deserve better, how I'm not good enough for you. What am I supposed to think, when you do this infront of all your friends? Why couldn't you have done this earlier for god's sake, in private? You could have done it last week, or yesterday, or even just a few hours before the party. No, I don't deserve you. I love you with all my heart, but if I'm not good enough for you there's other people out there and I wish you the best of luck. You've made it clear that you're too good for me. I wish we could work this out, but to come out with this after 8 months of saying nothing. What am I supposed to think? I've told you everything, I've told you I'm jealous, things I'm not happy with, etc. You have to tell me when you're not happy with something. "I think this, I think that", it's alright to say these things, that's what a reltionship is all about. And you haven't said a single thing in 8 months, until today. How am I supposed to know anything's wrong? I've always told you everything, haven't I?

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 12:30 ID:fuIa0FbJ

Nice note taking skills. Did you manage to get some pictures too?

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 16:45 ID:4y4gL5+Q

poor charlotte making a fool of herself again.... that's so like her!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-23 20:21 ID:g6jInNMN

ok, so yeah, my ife treats me like shit when she's lit up too.
this is why i have a digital voice recorder in my day-bag, she likes to do lots of mean shit to me, and threatens to leave all the time... get the divorce, etc... she cheats on me and hits once in a while. next time she goes out of town to "see her family but i can't go cause there's "no r0oom"," bam... done im serving her with the papers for divorce. my half is already done.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-03 06:26 ID:u+JFVc/5


6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-04 23:22 ID:C+VqEWIU

I live in domestic dispute central. If you want domestic dispute, I got plenty of it.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-04 23:54 ID:mkybM7VV

I'll see your being married to it and raise you growing up in it.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-05 01:47 ID:F8tSBmcQ

Share some stories!

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-05 06:34 ID:C+VqEWIU

Most of the time people are just yelling at each other and saying things like "take your stupid son with you" and random shit like that. I tend to ignore it. Lots of crying and packing bags and shit.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-05 12:07 ID:mkybM7VV

Lots of yelling and screaming, sometimes my dad throws stuff or punches holes in the walls. It's always over the stupidest shit too, a real healthy enviornment to be growing up in.

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i barely know you but i still miss you (12)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-14 12:13 ID:Vkmxuf/4

i haven't felt like this in a long time

i need to see or at least talk to you again soon, or i'm scared i'm going to fall in love with some imaginary version of you instead of getting to know the real you

but you haven't been online in days

and it's true: absence makes the heart grow fonder

3 Name: 3get : 2006-07-14 15:09 ID:Pmc6FqLS

How cute. But it seems to me, you have much to learn about the internet. Also absence makes the heart grow fonder only to a certain point. Then it grows restless, then sick.

>>i'm scared i'm going to fall in love with some imaginary >>version of you instead of getting to know the real you

You're a girl right?

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-14 21:32 ID:NLPpYlXU

e-mail him/her

5 Name: 1 : 2006-07-15 00:39 ID:Vkmxuf/4

i don't like email in situations like this -- i don't want a one-way message, i want a conversation (with immediate feedback/response and so on). but i might drop a brief note to find out when i'm likely to catch them online, because hanging about online all day hoping they connect is going to seriously mess with my head.

6 Name: a drop in the ocean : 2006-07-16 11:03 ID:vAiYnzR+

get something to help the time buy if u really wanna wait... like read a

but yeah all u can do is wait if you can only contact him/her online...

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 02:07 ID:hYaTAd7K

he'd tell you his hiding handle that he's on right now with if he actually liked/wanted to talk to you, you'd might as well forget him

8 Name: holdincourt : 2006-07-17 02:34 ID:qSWh9FBI

how old are you? honestly...

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 11:49 ID:Vkmxuf/4

we're seeing a movie next week

after all the time and effort i've spent overcoming anxiety probs and straightening my head out, i hope i don't relapse, freak out and screw it all up

thanks for listening to me rant

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-17 11:51 ID:Heaven

next weekend*

11 Name: Irrelevant : 2006-07-17 16:57 ID:2DINZlcl

No offense, but this seems better suited for, from the way it was originally stated. I'm glad you kept talking, though.

Hope your date goes well! Don't worry about relapsing, just focus on th conversation.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-03-13 21:36 ID:Iu0LlbKL

dicks out for Harambe

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Gurlz (16)

1 Name: Batman : 2006-04-30 20:39 ID:BkEk9omh

Shout out...any Asian girls 17-19...e-mail me w/photo!

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-22 05:18 ID:i0VP1VFc

should we subscribe him to satanic animalporn websites?

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-22 05:20 ID:Heaven

It's from Batman, so I know he wasn't joking!

9 Name: Admirable Sercret!3pI2s8EqCA : 2006-05-22 05:29 ID:zeS4XO8N


...Wait. This isn't DQN. What the hell is this topic doing here?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-22 06:31 ID:Heaven

What are you, dense? He's the goddamn BATMAN

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-22 17:11 ID:Heaven

hi asl? got pic?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-26 22:51 ID:2XAUOhdF

fft. go eff yourself.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-07 05:28 ID:vKzp5BNn


had herself a good laugh

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-07-07 10:23 ID:oddIB/J3

i want some proof that i'm sending my love to the real batman first.

15 Name: Amarok : 2006-07-07 20:07 ID:Mr4fl0Wk

Wins the thread!

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-03-13 20:14 ID:JYQtwoVf

dicks out for Harambe

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