I would like to contribute to this board in my own way. No, this is not someone trying to follow in the footsteps of Itoko Otoko, nor is it an attempt to brag. Nay, this is an attempt to describe what happens when you have a REAL girlfriend. All you weenies who think that online = real, you can go over in the corner.

I just had my dick sucked and it was fantabulous. The only real way to get your girlfriend to do this is to VOLUNTEER IT FIRST. I'm not saying that it's a guarantee, but the whole idea is to build trust. "Hey, if you haven't had this done to you before, give it a shot. Few other dudes will volunteer it." Verbatim, this worked like a charm with my girlfriend. Yeah, at first, it wasn't so great, but eventually, she warmed up to me playing the bearded clam (Well, hers ain't so bearded) quite nicely.

I would like to point out that I am writing this on my laptop not five minutes after the Lewinsky in question. Her arm is around me as I type this. I can't imagine why she's doing that, but hey, I'm not complaining.

Anyway, here's the essence of a good blowjob: proper placement. It doesn't matter if you're not getting deepthroated, but it's cool if she's doing the right thing with her hand. The right combination of movements of mouth and hand are what makes a good BJ better than sex.

This is about as coherent as Revolution #9 by the Beatles, but she's given me road head, too. It's happened at least twice: both on the way to anime cons. This is the LIFE. Then again, it's the only way to make the state of Delaware of any interest at all. A well-phased road head will span just Delaware and nothing but. Eyes on the road, people.

So I just got a BJ and chances are you didn't. My girlfriend rocks ass at it. No, no pics, and no, I'm not some petulant little kid who is "NO RLY I JUST HAD TEHS ORGY IN GIRLS LOX0R R00M AND YOR MOM WAS THERE TO NO I REFORMAT MY GENTOO KERNEL AND RECOMPILE MEINS SLACKWARE M$ EV!L!!! LOLOLOLOLZ orz"

Thank you.