I'm 22, never had a girlfriend, never had a date, never got kissed, never made sexy time. And it's no one's fault but my own. I'm 5'11" and slightly (or perhaps not so slightly, haven't checked in a while) over 300 lbs. I can't blame women for being disgusted and repulsed by me. Additionally, I work a dead-end tech support job, so not only do I get paid shit, 99% of the population here is male. All of my free time is spent playing MMO's or fapping to doujinshi.

There are no decent places to meet people in my area. We don't have "clubs", just blue-collar bars where low-lifes hang out. The bar down the street is actually pretty scary. It's not a gay bar (its your run-of-the-mill hick bar) but all the bull dykes who work at Harley Davidson seem to gather there.

I tried the eHarmony thing for a while (since one of my co-workers met his wife there), and wow, what a mistake that was. It was a learning experience, though. Specifically, I learned that when I can't fall back on discussions about video games and super robots, and jokes about smegma, that I am a dull, dull person. Even the desperate buttertrolls on that site rejected me.

I try not to be emo about the whole situation, and I realise that I'm still young, but I've come to the conclusion that the only way I'll ever find a woman is to win the lottery and hook up with a golddigger.