>It doesn't matter if you're the nicest guy-

Er, it sounds to me like you're a jerk. I'm a girl and I already can't stand you just from the way you talk about yourself. "Minor" sexual slurs to a girl you don't even know? Saying you're "too smart"? You keep blabbing about how the only reason girls don't like you is because of your looks, well first off, it's pretty obvious that is the last problem here. And there is no way EVERY girl at your school is a beauty queen princess. I'm sure the overweight girls at your school have all the same excuses you do, so why don't you go talk to one of them? You yourself said it didn't have to be a sexual relationship, so that shouldn't be important to you, right? Or were you just trying to make yourself out to be a saint?