Forever Single? (47)

4 Name: yokken : 2006-01-26 01:03 ID:Heaven

lmfao @ 3 - I don't eat McDonalds or KFC. I rarely eat that, and it's only when I'm looking for "fast food" because I'm on the run. I guess it doesn't help that my last quarter History class viewed me as a terrorist... and I'm not kidding on that. My teacher did this little "torture or not-torture" game. I didn't raise my hand to count for "torture" on any of the methods he listed. He said, "Since I know that everyone else in here, including myself, is wondering, what do you percieve as torture?" Now, having read Vince Flynn's "Memorial Day," he describes various methods of torture that the main character uses to get information. I described a few of these methods to the class, and made the girls next to me wet their pants with terror [not literally, but they were seriously scared, I guess]. Anyway, pretty much anyone besides guys was afraid to sit next to me in class [we have assigned seats]. I was, from then on, percieved as a terrorist to my 7th hour History class. The word spread by miouth throughout the entire "girl" network in my grade [we're in a Freshman center] and I basically was cut off from the opposite sex.

So anyway, maybe that's why. And, in KG, 200 lbs is.. approx 95 kg. Or something like that.

And my friend, when you say that you can have a girlfriend when you're fat-- you obviously haven't been to my school. Everything revolves around looks in my school. It doesn't matter if you're the nicest guy-- if you weigh more than 160 lbs, you're out of the picture.

So anyway, I'm going to stop ranting because my ex-online girlfriend is giving me a lot of trouble. Thanks again for the criticism. I'm sure it'll make me a MUCH better person, guys. Because, you know, I've never tried ANYTHING to get a girlfriend. I just expect one to pop into my life. But yeah, thanks again. You guys own.

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