Time for a new thread! And what better topic: Singles Awareness Day! (13)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-07 07:41 ID:p60ZOlNe

Yes, once again I will be alone this February 14th and most likely busting my ass on a circuits assignment...what will you all be doing then?

You could consider this a followup to the series of Singles Rant threads if you like....I really wish I had enough time to meet with girls outside of my degree field (ratio 31:1 male to female, all the smart girls got bfs). Everyone tells me I'm young and shouldn't worry, but I know the singles life aint for me and sometimes it makes me worry. I've learned to content myself by distraction with work and school, but that doesn't suppress my lingering fear of dying alone. After all, God didn't put us on this earth to be alone...

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-08 00:20 ID:HxcG79aS

>God didn't put us on this earth to be alone...

[THREAD DERAILMENT]Actually according to the Old Testament (specifically Numbers and Deuteronomy), God put us on this earth to kill heathens. I'm up to 23 kills, what about you?[/THREAD DERAILMENT]

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-08 00:28 ID:E8Pzcs8U

>>1
odd, i get told "youre young, dont worry, blah blah blah" all the time too. yeah, whatever...it sucks, but watcha gonna do?

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-08 00:48 ID:uvL3IxJF

I'm going to be writing a history paper, but I guess I will take time out to masterbate to 'The Gilmore Girls'

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-08 01:21 ID:pjaKQDlz

>odd, i get told "youre young, dont worry, blah blah blah" all the time too.

Yeah, friends and family said that sort of thing to me all the time, when I was younger.
Of course, now all they ever do is ask me "what's taking so long". :P

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-08 20:33 ID:/3x91ie+

>>2

good point.

7 Name: WTF ?!cPUZU5OGFs!!2Dn6Ghqb : 2006-02-09 01:05 ID:5m1yUgzj

I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK EW EW EW, GILMORE GIRLS !!?!? EW E W EW E WE WEEW, YOUR FUCKED UP DUDE !!!!
EW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111

8 Name: WTF ?!cPUZU5OGFs!!2Dn6Ghqb : 2006-02-09 01:06 ID:5m1yUgzj

EW, GO SEEK MEDICAL HELP OR GO SLEEP WITH JEAN DEREK

9 Name: Sakurina : 2006-02-09 01:10 ID:Heaven

Apparently someone's tripcode happy today. >>7-8

10 Name: O RLY !cPUZU5OGFs : 2006-02-09 01:13 ID:5m1yUgzj

Now this is interesting, as long as its not monocilutiactic in the sense of higrobialistic, technically speaking of course. SALTIES AND LAKERS ARE BOATS THAT CARRY STUFF !!!!! SHIT IT !?!?!?!?!?!? LAKERS !!!!1 THERES SHIT IN LAKES !!! LAKERS !!!! SHITTERSS!?!?!?!? HAHAAHAAHAHAH IM SO FUNNY !!!!!!!!!!!!! FROODLE DOODLGE !!!!!!! AAAAGAAGAAAHAA
NEED A FUCKEN RUBRIC !!!!!!!!!!!!

11 Name: Google : 2006-02-09 01:15 ID:5m1yUgzj

that's a good point but of course you forget the sense of hibrocloricity...oh and by the way, fucken good joke! You should be the king of the world.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-02-09 08:48 ID:Heaven

wtf happened in this thread

13 Name: Sakurina : 2006-02-09 12:15 ID:Heaven

I don't even want to know.

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