What not to do-- from personal experience (25)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-29 03:04 ID:Heaven

Something like this:

> Do you want to go out with me
> [ ] Yes [ ] No
> (tick only one)

doesn't work unless if you are already fairly intimate with the girl and she appreciates your sense of humor. It doesn't work even for friends.

From personal experience.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-29 03:08 ID:Heaven

"Doorknob moments" where you tell the girl something amazingly important just as you're leaving, or vice versa, are extremely annoying and make you look introverted and not fun to be around.

From personal experience.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-29 15:36 ID:kzSCOFt9

I think it's best not to ask any yes/no questions "Will you go out with me?"
In the future I'm just going to ask her if she wants to watch a movie or something we can both enjoy. If it goes anywhere from there, it's cool, if not I may have a friend or may not. If not, I've maybe just seen a cool movie!

From personal experience.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-29 19:50 ID:Re2n6Nd4

If you're friends with a girl too long, you can be caught in the friendzone. In that case, it'll be really hard to get out of it and become her boyfriend.

From personal experience.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 00:09 ID:unvlSSDZ

>>4's right, personal experience.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 05:19 ID:Paxrj+2M

Don't ever slap a girl on the ass and tell her to fetch you a beer on the first date

Don't ever blow a greasy fart at a fancy dinner and then laugh for like a minute straight and actually go into tears and then act like nothing was wrong with it.

Don't ever, ever, EVER tell a girl that she'd look better if she dropped 10 pounds even if its true or at least until you've done the deed.

personal experience

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 05:29 ID:GlBlzYPT

never be afraid to talk to any girl

from personal experience

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 07:07 ID:Heaven

Never rape a girl on the first date. Wait until the second, that way it will look like she wanted it too.

From personal experience.

9 Name: G Otoko!AboRDsJIEk : 2006-04-30 09:22 ID:2Iu2kchj

Never listen to anonymous-tan when he talks about rape ;)

Uh...always be yourself.

From Personal experience.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 18:49 ID:kfOf0Ks3

don't wait forever.

From personal experience.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-04-30 19:37 ID:Re2n6Nd4

If you fail once, pick yourself up and try again. One bad experience doesn't mean all your future experiences will be bad either. It may be easy to hate women in general after a bad experience but that gets you nowhere.

From personal experience.

12 Name: The Boy in Flannel : 2006-05-01 04:51 ID:ixEkRkrc

Don't look for love. Don't think.

From personal experience.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-01 10:17 ID:a9k1AAms

Don't ask for it. Go out and win it, do that and you'll be rewarded.

From animu experience.

14 Name: My Sentences : 2006-05-01 10:52 ID:oyP3QCRp

Don't eat oranges right after brushing your teeth.

From personal experience.

15 Name: NNB : 2006-05-01 16:06 ID:z5RRtrYi

Always look on the bright side of things. Communication is important!

From personal experience.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-01 18:20 ID:tUQmxpmi

Of course, in sexually meaning.

From personal experience.

17 Name: cocoapuffs : 2006-05-01 21:58 ID:VKEC/nF3

Just because she doesn't show hints of interest, doesn't mean she doesn't like you.

From personal experience.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-03 13:37 ID:Heaven

Don't waste half a year running after a girl only to find out "Oh actually I have a boyfriend back home."

From personal fucking experience.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-07 09:45 ID:Re2n6Nd4

Don't volunteer to help a girl when she's not asking for it. You'll get tossed into the friendzone and be seen as a brother.

From personal experience.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-07 12:10 ID:Heaven

Try not to help a girl even when she is asking for it. It will be soon forgotten and interpreted as abuse later on.

21 Name: 20 : 2006-05-07 12:21 ID:Heaven

courtroom experience.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-05-07 15:24 ID:GEiqVElr

Don't come on too strong to a girl or you will only be seen as a bother or a stalker

From personal experience of a friend

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2010-01-26 11:08 ID:neWU6LJg

Don't forget to look both ways before crossing the stree.

From personal experience.

24 Name: Anonymous : 2010-01-26 17:48 ID:hThck8Iv

Don't wait outside her house with binoculars.

Prom personal experience

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2010-01-27 02:44 ID:Heaven

Don't bump a years old thread.

From your stupid experience.

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