Ok you bleeding bastard losers....

Here is how to have your own informal harem where you actually get some of that ass.

1. Have a Steyr AUG. I cannot stress this enough.
2. Be Metal. The more metal the better. Wear leather jackets, pick fights, make racial slurs, drink a LOT of vodka, and end every sentence with "hail satan".
3. Scream at old ladies. This goes with being metal.
4. Have a large unit.
5. Be a raving pyschopath. Chicks dig raving psychopaths
6. Buy a puppy. Treat him nicely, give him a cute name. Value the puppy more than the women. This will make them jealous.
7. Do not get pussy whipped. Women like a challenge
8. Be me.

Hope that helps.