Ok, the OP is a fool. This thread is now about Standards.

Here is my standards for what I would go for in a woman:

Pale skin or even olive.
Raven black hair done in a trommel or page boy style.
Likes Joy Division, Cure, New Order, Metal, Techno, and even a little shit kicking music.
Believes in Valhalla
VERY right wing. I mean dudes, she'd have to be pretty hardcore fascist to get my attention.
Dresses classy but can be utilitarian.
MUST be able to hate. I won't believe anyone can love unless I know they can hate.
Well cultured and well read.
Likes animals.
Trustworthy.
Dresses in subdued clothing and likes black stockings.
The spirit of a warrior.

Basically, Hotaru.