Soooo my sister doesn't give bj's (64)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-04 16:27 ID:mYEQgqWl

Last night we were foolin' around and I told her I wanted her to go down on me and she say's "um, I don't do that"

You don't do that? why? that totally killed my mood. She lets me go down on her but I can't get any? wtf!!!

thoughts?

15 Name: Shinku : 2006-08-07 05:20 ID:A2dtZ2mE

Well, she might have a -legitimate- reason for not wanting to give BJs. Abuse in the past, a strong gag reflex, et cetera. Don't press the issue, but ask about it when the time is right in a sympathetic way.

Good luck!

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 02:31 ID:eZaXBLGV

13>>

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 05:51 ID:Heaven

(-_-) Why do people age, let alone reply to this crap...

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-11 19:19 ID:Heaven

sage

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-12 14:41 ID:Heaven

You need to dig your head out of your ass and start using it because that other head of yours isn't doing much thinking.

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-14 02:53 ID:Heaven

>>17

because incest is hilarious and fun

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 07:27 ID:GNlGewjU

>>20 very true

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 08:40 ID:Heaven

sage

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 09:05 ID:Heaven

>>22
posting just "sage" is exactly the same as not posting at all. the point of "sage" is so you can make an actual comment without bumping; if you have no comment then just don't post.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 17:58 ID:Heaven

sage>>23

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-15 18:52 ID:Heaven

>>23

unless you're trying to remind dicks to sage

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-18 04:48 ID:J/G3qdY8

This evokes many deep emotions.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-18 07:51 ID:Heaven

A literary masterpiece and a wonderful exhibition of Secret Admirer's artistic insight and skill with the pen. Awaiting the sequel eagerly!

28 Name: Maturity... : 2006-08-19 02:58 ID:338aBQSD

I'm still in high school at the moment - a private Christian school, mind you, (Yes, I hate it.) but what really gets me is how immature the girls are. Half of them are still on "orlando bloom is hawt im gonna marry him when i grow upomgomgomg" while the other half are total jerks. Does this get any better when I get out of here? Honestly, this is really starting to piss me off.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 05:53 ID:yHFYNqTk

My first torid kiss was when I was four... It was with my blood sister, if I didn't backout because of the taste of the saliva, I would've got my little dick inside her little cunt...

She's a lezbo now and had girlfriends, i'm still straight. I only got to talk about it freely with her when I was a freshman in college, she was with her GF, I feel better now... I told her that it didn't give me peace for all those years (what we did), after telling her I felt a lot better and well, got on with life. Still, the memory will never fade, what's done is done. Fuck.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 05:53 ID:yHFYNqTk

True story...

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 06:03 ID:Heaven

get out of here

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 09:47 ID:jOQY5BZz

>>29
hot

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 11:52 ID:Heaven

>>29

>backout because of the taste of the saliva

...what kind of man are you?

34 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-19 17:56 ID:U5XUS69d

age

35 Name: Tanuka : 2006-08-19 22:11 ID:DoOpHCAL

>>28 You really need to understand that at least 80% of the high school population is an inmature asshole. So yeah, it does get better, but if you can't get to this conclusion on your own it means you still need a little improvement in the mature apartment.

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 08:41 ID:xFcWwa+k

>>35
IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE! HAHAHA!

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 13:54 ID:Heaven

>>33
maybe she was some kind of mutant monster with acid saliva

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-20 13:56 ID:Heaven

What's a "torid kiss," anyway?

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 05:19 ID:WJVeZFcv

>>33

He wasn't a man; he was four years old. This was clearly stated in the first sentence.

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 09:24 ID:Heaven

>>39
Still, though. I'm guessing her saliva tasted a lot different from his own? :p

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 09:34 ID:xFcWwa+k

>>38
rhymes with horrid

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 10:18 ID:Heaven

>>40
probably tasted of cooties

43 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 11:29 ID:yHFYNqTk

>>42 made me laugh

I guess saliva just tastes better when you grow up, I was still a kid then and it was my first, what do you expect?!

>>38
I meant torrid kiss, it was a typo, http://www.singlesspot.com/french_kiss_.html

44 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-21 11:30 ID:yHFYNqTk

Ignore the pic, search torrid kiss there...

45 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-22 04:02 ID:Heaven

>>38

torrid is just another word for passionate/hot.

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-25 14:42 ID:Heaven

>>45
i sed rhymes with horrid dammit!

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-31 00:54 ID:lGyupjuq

u neva tasted ur own saliva?

48 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-08-31 02:36 ID:Heaven

how old is >>1's sister

49 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-01 02:11 ID:xuqdgoKY

This reminds me of that quote: "Incest is at least something the whole family can do."

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-01 22:36 ID:Heaven

>>49

FAMILY GAMES!~XD

51 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-04 05:59 ID:lqWNdalb

INCEST IS BEST

52 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-06 06:39 ID:E3IJYP98

>>48

I AM ALSO CURIOUS

53 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-06 08:26 ID:TF9Pef4s

please talk to my sister.

54 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-07 03:53 ID:Heaven

OMFG Can't you guys notice this is a troll thread?
Sage and let this topic die already.

55 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 02:34 ID:6zJGlLKL

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

56 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 07:28 ID:0iry8BR1

>>55
? :(

57 Name: 991 : 2006-09-10 07:32 ID:Heaven

.

58 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-10 07:47 ID:NwliRIY7

>>54

So? Even if the content of the first post isn't true (though there is no reason to doubt that it is), it's something we can all relate to.

59 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-14 23:18 ID:757oVFvj

iM more of a pooper guy myself.

also>>15 shut the fuck up tea bitch desu

60 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 07:24 ID:DVrDcXtY

I am 15 yrs old in High School still without a girlfriend. Life is so depressing cuz everyone else has a girlfriend. (T_T)

61 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-01-31 07:26 ID:DVrDcXtY

so i decided to get my sis.....

62 Name: fart man : 2007-01-31 11:17 ID:UNXIL6xe

i saw a thread with the same title as this one in Internet Addict board. what a coincidence!

63 Name: YOU SICK FUCK!J.1DML1uL2 : 2007-02-05 19:45 ID:1gzI0Lm5

there must be a party in her pants and every1 is cumming

64 Name: 913 : 2007-02-05 19:48 ID:1gzI0Lm5

Lol this shit is fucking hilarious, if you want it attract her with candy lolz

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