I told you guys about this bitch, I told you.

But nobody listens to me. Anyways some REAL advice for you:

You actually ARE a bitch. Seriously, and most guys hate bitches. Being a LITTLE bitchy is sexy and awesome if pulled off correctly, you do not know how to do that. My suggestion stop trying to pollute our existence with your trite ramblings and ravings and trying to be a real life anime character. That's just sad.

There is sad and depraved. Me, I'm depraved, that's why I'm awesome. You? You're sad. Sad because you exemplify everything I dislike about people. It is because of people like you that I have taken to fucking a plastic real doll. First because I hate people and second because I wouldn't want to chance being responsible for bringing another person into this world. I mean, you come here this all this bullshit, posing as a female, then when everyone calls you on your bullshit you go "Oh well that's why you'll never have a girlfriend!" How the FUCK do you know? You can always RENT girlfriends you know. It is very possible that some of these sad motherfuckers here could very easily cough up some dough and rent a girlfriend. Besides if they never ran across a "girl" like you I'd count them as being lucky. Everyone seems to think that a Vagina is sooo important and it isn't. Hell, for the most part that's all most women have going for them.

I could go on, but I won't. I'll just say that this is a bullshit situation and that you are a bullshit asshole and that nobody cares if you are a girl, because in the event that you ARE a girl you are probably a fat ass with four eyes and flaky hair who smells of B.O. and cheap perfume.

Most guys don't want another girl like them because they are probably the same way just not female. They want to move UP in the world, PROGRESS. And they usually succeed.

You however shall fail miserably.