why is it that I keep attracting gay guys? its hardly something I desire for. I could do with some attracting the nice girls. I need to change something about my personality, I guess. Perhaps make more dumb comments like 'check THAT ass,' or 'I could bang HER.' Personally, I'd go for 'Wow, those are some hefty supply curves over there... That's gonna raise some serious demand! (uhuh uhuh uhuh...)'

But seriously, I need to get rid of the gay-vibes.... without becoming an asshole.