Girls are like Internet domain names. The good ones are already taken.

I can only find two classes of girls:

• Obnoxious Ladder Theory girls who want to use me as a shoulder to cry about jerk #187 and ask me why can't other guys be like me, without giving me the slightest chance because I'm on the fucking friends zone.

• Bearable girls that already have a boyfriend. To make matters worse, the motherfuckers will often pull all sorts of stunts to avoid letting me know of this, and I can picture the reason (I could be their plan B).

I need to find a girl I like. I should post about what I like in women, but it can be summarized as: looks like a woman, but acts as the polar opposite of the average girl: mature, sincere, serious, romantic, deep, has something she likes doing in life other than dancing and buying pairs of shoes.