Problem. Help. Now. (32)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 20:41 ID:rizEGUk7

Gusys i reaLLY needd help! A friend of \mine (girli) dared me to noty jack-off for a month. I deleted all of my pornn last night. Now my hands are shaking and I can't talk right; everytyhtinhg that comes ouut of my mouth is givfverfishl...jbadgdg shit! cannt even typ ee corerecgtly now!!1@

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 20:57 ID:rizEGUk7

Thxssis is dsnot a joke! I amsms actualyy sshkaking a lott ass I typee stthis!

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 20:59 ID:YWQWY8Rq

Better not try to open any soda cans.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 21:36 ID:ZZZG0VPt

umm........uh.....you should spend evertime with friends so you won't be tempted to......"jerk".

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 21:50 ID:Heaven

>>1

>A friend of mine (girl) dared me to not jack-off for a month

only accept the challenge if she replaces the fapping for you ;)

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 22:01 ID:rizEGUk7

Ok...I mannaged to calm down a little. I'm a little shakuy sytill. What'ssss happeninghd to mee?

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 22:10 ID:YWQWY8Rq

I've heard of a way to help you get over masturbation withdrawals. Walk around your neighborhood and look for nice-looking rocks and stones. Start up a nice collection and fill your house with them.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 22:37 ID:rizEGUk7

I tttried tob buildd a moiddle of off Reei butt thatsd didnets workkk. It madedd mee shakesssdd morer.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 22:51 ID:7gxW1r0P

good luck. i've gotten up to about 2 and a half weeks before I couldn't hold on as master of my domain.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 22:54 ID:rizEGUk7

This isssn't the defirst timeiw foir eme. Ivv've njsut nevere had withdraewal symptroroms leieek theis beforewesw.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 23:13 ID:ryIVtgFG

>>1
I almost lasted a month, a friend and I challenged one another. We mutually decided to call it off after about 3 weeks. I wasn't stupid enough to delete my porn though, just hide it away. What were you thinking deleting your porn? This girl could just be playing you, you know?

You need to pick up a hobby.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-16 23:21 ID:rizEGUk7

I wass verry loneeley and aboutt toa koilol myhsefl. I couldnlt eeven find the motivationd to masturbateds, so shes fsaid to try notdf to masturbatee foree a msodnth. I figuredd to gigvvve itt a shotsr sincesese I'vve donete itt befoffore. Butte I'vev never hadds withdrarwal thiss baddg befoere

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 00:15 ID:HT+bhJ1q

>>12
So it's been an hour since the dare?

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 01:11 ID:rizEGUk7

Nnno. At lleasstt egight hourss.

15 Name: sage : 2006-09-17 01:38 ID:7gxW1r0P

okay not funny anymore. everyone back to their rooms.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 01:41 ID:rizEGUk7

Thhis is actaully trrue

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 02:07 ID:Heaven

>>15
IRONY POST.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 02:27 ID:MqeiJOEr

Sounds like a problem for the /h/ and /e/ imageboards, not us here in /love/.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 04:50 ID:Heaven

... Do guys really rely on masturbation that much? I didn't realize it was so.... Necessary...

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 05:02 ID:XZbs9rVq

>>19
The impulse is genetic. You sound jealous.

Females get fucked. They don't need to feel the desire. Males can by whatever means they choose impregnate you, whether you are ready or not.

However, this choice must always be open to them. So they are chronically horny. If this weren't true, you may as well kiss the survival of our race goodbye.

21 Name: : 2006-09-17 06:19 ID:0tT6ABAE

I'm just a guy, but I've never had ..."withdrawl"... from not mastrubating. This sounds strange to me. And you say that it's only been eight(ish) hours? Perhaps you should see a docter..

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 07:03 ID:YWQWY8Rq

Hey, there's a nice H-flood in 4chan's /v/ right now. You should check it out, dude.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-17 09:09 ID:Heaven

Just go into hibernation and sleep the next month away.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-19 19:42 ID:XZbs9rVq

i gave up on september 14th and i can think of nothing but fucking girls and i almost touched one today unconsciously

how can i break this? i want to quit, but this desire is too strong and its getting in the way of pretty much everything

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-09-19 23:20 ID:Heaven

>>24 You're sick.

26 Name: Admirable Secret!3pI2s8EqCA : 2006-09-20 17:03 ID:Uk6XHajI

FDFWEhere's thata bkckckckackspace keeyey!?1one

27 Name: Mireille guy !2dC8hbcvNA : 2006-09-20 21:02 ID:s4iUdHbQ

Hahaha. Practice, practice! And as Kintaro Oe also said, STUDY, STUDY!
Practice having a serious talk in front of a mirror. Go out and watch girls walk by without being sexually attracted. See with rational objective eyes a way to get what you want. In other words, PRACTICE self-control FOR GETTING A GIRL.
I know endorphines are crazy things, and masturbation releases endorphines to the brain. The intense stimulation and withdrawal from it makes you shake. It's normal. Just make a conscious effort to find a girl that can satisfy your sex addiction (yes, girls can also get addicted to sex, but they don't as much because it is less frequent for women to masturbate).

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-27 07:33 ID:my24cZgg

Bumping a classic thread.

29 Name: jack_of_spades : 2006-10-28 09:47 ID:mQOdp258

>>1

thats a really serious problem... but there is a way of overcoming that... Ive tried it before and it works... for me at least...

You see, you're withdrawing from just JACKING-OFF... which i know is very hard... but one way of soothing that raging anaconda of yours is to subject yourself to romance. I try to watch movies or shows with very beautiful (take note, beautiful) women in non-sexual scenarios... just romantic... then i try to concentrate on appreciating the mushy stuff... the sappy love lines, that touching dialogue and stuff... just dont think of whats going to happen next.. just the muishy stuff

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-29 02:47 ID:Heaven

>>1
get glandular fever, it'll knock you out for months. (ever notice your sex drive just totally dies when you're sick?)

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-29 04:21 ID:uL7CxMvd

>>30

Huh. It's the total opposite for me. The tiniest sneeze makes me want to get out there and spread my flawed, diseased seed.

32 Name: battosai : 2006-10-30 10:10 ID:Zugf6PM4

Just one thing you can do Peform a harakiri or else give more effort to what you are trying to get

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