Love is... (39)

1 Name: Kierkegaard : 2006-10-11 22:13 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine-gun.

2 Name: Nietzsche : 2006-10-11 22:14 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.

3 Name: Bertrand Russell : 2006-10-11 22:14 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is a slippery eel that bites like hell.

4 Name: Ron "The Truth" Killings : 2006-10-12 04:30 ID:kRpwAU/z

Love is banging your bitch. SHIT!

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-12 11:38 ID:Heaven

Love is just a fucking mage,
If I catch him I'm gonna rip his balls off.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-12 20:16 ID:PMTd0srU

Love is a song: hear it all the time and you'll get tired of it

7 Name: Bible : 2006-10-12 22:58 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is patient, love is kind.
It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud.
It is not rude, it is not self-seeking.
It is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs.
Love does not delight in evil, but rejoices with the truth.
It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres.
Love never fails.

I Corinthians 13:4-8

8 Name: TokyoJapan22 : 2006-10-12 23:05 ID:yZXmvqEF

Love is the moment you saw the one you know was perfect for you.
Love is the moment when you had your first date.
Love is the moment you lied to her and it hurt you.
Love is the heart breaking experience you get when it didn't go right.
Love is..............Warmth, Comfort, Happiness; Heaven.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-12 23:09 ID:MiDESKX5


10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-12 23:11 ID:+zqTHTie

El amor es ilusión
no es más que un sentimiento
que te quita el aliento
y te carcome el corazón.

Es un respiro perdido
por un alma que ausente
te enloquece la mente
y te deja al olvido.

Amor es embriagarse
con un aroma etéreo;
flor en que no hay misterio
pues solo va a marchitarse.

Superficial movimiento
hacia el cuerpo visible--
espejismo tangible,
seguro es sufrimiento.

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-13 02:11 ID:fQzlRwgX


12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-13 20:00 ID:MiDESKX5


13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-13 22:05 ID:+K8TCT2w


that was really funny for some reason

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-14 16:00 ID:9yrPEqx/

love is the best spell in super robot wars

15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-15 09:45 ID:TuIVMYH6

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-15 14:04 ID:zcSUZujl

Love is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-15 15:02 ID:4eU9yfiU

Love is... OVER.

18 Name: Big Dog : 2006-10-15 22:34 ID:UOANWBvM

Listen, kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, baby, you might as well stay right there on the ground, because people are going to be walking over you for the rest of your life.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-16 06:41 ID:ZUeUwB1k

..dead +_+

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-17 07:54 ID:Heaven

sticking it in her pooper

21 Name: Virgo : 2006-10-18 20:37 ID:iKyZpSWB


that was so deep.....

22 Name: Robert Frost : 2006-10-18 20:58 ID:UOANWBvM

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

23 Name: TokyoJapan22 : 2006-10-20 22:36 ID:yZXmvqEF

Thank you!

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-20 22:44 ID:nypFCK7h

love = fail

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-21 00:24 ID:Heaven

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-22 01:19 ID:2tko4wyO

Love is like a snowstorm. You're riding through it on a snowmobile, and suddenly it flips over and you're pinned beneath it. At night, the ice weasels come.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-22 01:20 ID:Heaven

haha wait, that wasn't a new thread. whoops

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-23 11:02 ID:AUdo6Wwf

>>18 nice.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-24 15:14 ID:JSZcgdJc

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-25 15:23 ID:K03iRV1X

Love is when the pole enters the hole and it makes squishy noises and most of the time emit moans like "OOOOOOOHHHH, AHHHHHHHH, MOOOOOOOOREEEEEEEE"

"You like that bitch?!"

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-25 21:23 ID:Ff6STSVF

Love is a dream.

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-27 12:51 ID:PQPF+m9Y

Love is a laughing clown with a machine gun.

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-30 12:43 ID:IvkanTiU

"When my grandmother got arthritis, she couldn't bend over and paint her toenails anymore.

So my grandfather does it for her all the time, even when his hands got arthritis too. That's love."

Rebecca- age 8

"When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.
You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4

"Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other."

Karl - age 5

"Love is when you go out to eat and give somebody most of your French fries without making them give you any of theirs."

Chrissy - age 6

"Love is what makes you smile when you're tired."

Terri - age 4

"Love is when my mommy makes coffee for my daddy and she takes a sip before giving it to him, to make sure the taste is OK."

Danny - age 7

"Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. My Mommy and Daddy are like that. They look gross when they kiss"

Emily - age 8

"Love is what's in the room with you at Christmas if you stop opening presents and listen."

Bobby - age 7 (Wow!)

"If you want to learn to love better, you should start with a friend who you hate,"

Nikka - age 6 (we need a few million more Nikka's on this planet)

"Love is when you tell a guy you like his shirt, then he wears it everyday."

Noelle - age 7

"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

Tommy - age 6

"During my piano recital, I was on a stage and I was scared. I looked at all the people watching me and saw my daddy waving and smiling. He was the only one doing that. I wasn't scared anymore."

Cindy - age 8

"My mommy loves me more than anybody . You don't see anyone else kissing me to sleep at night."

Clare - age 6

"Love is when Mommy gives Daddy the best piece of chicken."

Elaine-age 5

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy smelly and sweaty and still says he is handsomer than Robert Redford."

Chris - age 7

"Love is when your puppy licks your face even after you left him alone all day."

Mary Ann - age 4

"I know my older sister loves me because she gives me all her old clothes and has to go out and buy new ones."

Lauren - age 4

"When you love somebody, your eyelashes go up and down and little stars come out of you." (what an image)

Karen - age 7

"Love is when Mommy sees Daddy on the toilet and she doesn't think it's gross."

Mark - age 6

"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

Jessica - age 8

34 Name: Tanuka : 2006-10-31 01:50 ID:H4IxWN2F

>>33 >>"You really shouldn't say 'I love you' unless you mean it. But if you mean it, you should say it a lot. People forget."

That's a wise kid.



35 Name: Strawberry Cake : 2006-10-31 02:17 ID:xA+9IJjG

Love is the sunshine in your heart that you miss everytime it goes away

36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-10-31 08:12 ID:Heaven


>> "When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different.

You just know that your name is safe in their mouth."

Billy - age 4

sif a 4 year old said that. most of those are just quotes by adults pretending to be kids.

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-05 09:38 ID:UuXRx/TB

⊂二二二( ^ω^)二二二⊃ Boon is my loverboy.

38 Name: Dracula : 2006-11-05 11:02 ID:zyT9+6qA


39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-11-09 14:31 ID:Heaven

>"Love is like a little old woman and a little old man who are still friends even after they know each other so well."

That's when I knew these weren't actually quotes from real kids.

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