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Omfg, OP, do NOT under ANY circumstances do what TokyopJapan did. If you read his thread you will know what I mean.

Anyway. I quite enjoyed reading this. I liked the "d-d-don't t-t-take ittooseriouslyi2o34h09y9sw" part. Other than that, your friend is not "pro" at all, but I give him credit for initiating something you wouldn't have done. I think she says it her self when she says "ew, I don't even know him". Ie: He's not in any of my clubs.