Anybody got any tips for getting laid? i can't take it no more! and i can't brng myself to masturbate! it just isn't me!
find a prostitute, pay her money and there you go.
drill a hole in your wall and fuck away
blow up dolls are you friend.
find a mammal of the proper size
the guy next to me is telling me of his sexual conquest. i know for a fact he has been getting some (walls are pretty thin). but last night he got in a parking deck. but according him, lower your standards a lot and you will be fine. like his girl is a big girl and he knows that he could better but for now it is the best he can get so why give up the free pussy.
? Dude u gotta be kidding
Accept, if possible!
lol I must say LOL to the comments xD
Yeah, get a fat chick with big tits. There are many.
protip: fat chicks don't like being picked up by guys who think they'll be an easy score because they're fat