Oh my god. What a lame ass. Seriously.

Here's a little lesson on women: They want your money. They want your hidden treasure. They are leeches and succubi.

Stick to jacking off. And you complain about the girls you know being closed minded and that you have already ruled them out. Well.....ISN'T THAT CLOSED MINDED?! So they hate blacks and jews. Big deal. It's not like you are getting married and you know nobody is perfect especially black people. Why does that even bother you? Do you even really WANT a woman? Seriously? DO YOU!? You sound like you want somebody to fawn over you and act like something out of those lame ass Japanese Comics. News Flash bud! THIS AIN'T GODDAMN FUCKING LOVE HINA! This is the real world where people are assholes. Those girls are too good for you. That's what the problem is. Here's some friendly advice, take that stick outta yer ass and be normal. Talk to a few people, don't be a total fucking nerdlinger, and just be smooth. Or be totally fucking crazy. That makes some women wet right there is totally fucking insane. But you sound like some fucking nerd douchebag who probably gets swirlies so my best advice is to resist the temptation to go all columbine and wait until like college or after you get on your own. By then you might have a better idea of your place in the world and you won't fuck shit up like you do already. I mean....you have to get to KNOW people first before you start sitting inside on a snowing day, drinking hot tea, cuddled up together in a traditional japanese quilt and talking about cherry blossoms. Of course that's more Love Hina BULLSHIT. Just be normal, OK? Jeezus criminey....this place has needed me.....I've neglected this place....