I MEAN LOOK AT YOU!

Most of these girls are communists or hippies anyways.

It's not that women like jerks, it's that most women are bitches.
It's a communist conspiracy to throw it all into general disarray.

Go to Church or a College Republicans meeting. Go run around the block. Take up a hobby. A real hobby. Start looking down on people. Meet them on your own terms.

There are only two colors in the world. Black and White. No grey, never interlacing. If a girl doesn't like you, she is most likely a communist conspirator.