>It's nothing more than assisted full body masturbation
I'm starting to think you lack some hormones, buddy.
And you probably won't find what you're searching for because it wouldn't want the bitter psychopath you are. And this comes from a somewhat bitter and not totally stable dude. Damn, I wanted to ignore the thread so it could sink down again. Oh well, I'll sage and hope you'll sage your barking as well if you decide to answer.