>>But yeah, if you seriously wanted to get laid, being a social recluse isn't your problem.
No, it's exactly the problem.
Speaking as a social recluse myself, it's not like a food preference that you can just overcome with determined exposure. There's no will to change. Sure, you can "learn some very basic social and networking skills" (and in my case, a few steps beyond), but there is no conceivable situation in which you would actually want to apply them. Social situations, when they arise, are obstacles to be overcome so you can get back to your solitary sphere of comfort.
That sphere is where you need to be. Need, not want. People who aren't social recluses can't even begin to imagine what it's like, and shouldn't try to dismiss it as a simple matter of choice.