I think I'm a bad person (7)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:14 ID:ALpyApt/

I am obsessed with this girl. I stare at her and think about her all the time. I think she likes me too. One day we will travel to another universe and make a new civilization with my immortal sperm. The End.

The steps involved:

1) Build ship with duct tape
2) Bring her to ship
3) Fly to alternate universe
4) Sex
5) ????
6) Profit

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:29 ID:/qTpr5g9

I love this girl, she's a friend.

More than anything or anyone else.

And while not to sound emo, my admission is I'm my happiest and saddest when thinking about her. Happiest because it's just her, and saddest because everytime, eventually, the crushing realization I can never have her, stroke her hair, spend real time with her hits me before it's over with.

I dreamt about her last night.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:35 ID:ALpyApt/

That's pretty harsh... what makes you think you have no chance?

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-03 23:53 ID:/qTpr5g9

>>3
I'm shy, short and perhaps some would say boring, and I'm such a reclusive, nit-picky, near-autistic geek that no HUMAN --- male or female --- would want to have my company for longer than a session of D&D once a week.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 00:10 ID:AElKrPEw

>>4
No wonder you have no chance... you're too pessimistic.

How are girls supposed to like you if you don't like yourself?

...and I should probably take my own advice.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 01:23 ID:/qTpr5g9

>>5
I like myself, I am still gonna ask her out sometime soon. Even though my chances with her are like 0.000000001%, they are still not zero.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-12-04 07:01 ID:AElKrPEw

>>6
That's the spirit! Go now! You can do it!

This thread has been closed. You cannot post in this thread any longer.