I've never gone out with a girl so I wouldn't know from experience. But the reason for that is not that I'm a lonely loser guy, but in fact I'm a loser girl!

But what I would find good if I was meeting with a guy, is talk about something interesting, not did you see the <insert sports team> game last night (it's probably ok to do this though if the girl is wearing something with the team logo!), no thinking about the easiest way to have sex with me (annoying), and asking to start a farting contest is not okay either. I appreciate humor and honesty as well. Don't pretend you are or do something that isn't true and don't be a sourpuss.

There: a crash course in dealing with girls