I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.
spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess.
I've drugged and gagged her. She is sitting alongside my Real Dolls. What do I do now?
just show her all episodes of Densha, then ask if she thought it was beautiful. Since you both like the movie, you now have a common ground to fall back on. romance ensues. keep us posted.
guitar otoko.... outto!!!
spoilers: you cry for 6 minutes straight when you confess and then she leaves you for a real man
fixed
why are all you guys so nice :'( :'( :'( :'(???? you're my pride.....
>>4
No, really! She's in between Rie and Eva. I am thinking of dressing her up as "black Chi".
By the way, in no way am I faking this story so I can evoke some sympathy for my morbidly lonely life. I just want someone to hug :'(
hug
huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(
huh huh huh....a present has arrived! a pair of Hermes cups....ahhhhhhhhhhhh there's a cell phone number too :'( :'( :'(
>_>
OK, you lose.
i am crapping on this fail.
I am saging on this thread
>>12
I am failing this tripcode post.
This thread makes emo's cut themselves, such is the failure
>>16
On the contrary, emos cutting themselves is win.
I see. Then how can this failure be described?
by saging this thread
sage
>>18
By you continually bumping it.
sage
and OMFG! my hands are trembling...but i've dialled the cell number..and i got to talk to the answering machine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......
>>22
Please go away, noone likes you.
oh :O ????? it's not time to move to couples' thread yet...
LMAO
gtfo troll
PMSFL
(*_*)
New Densha?
here's some advice when you see Hermes fiance punch him before he punches you.
Yeeha, today i got into herme's pants.
Just make sure you dont go to Tahiti later on I believe its gonna goes some trouble between you two.
wot will happen in tahiti :O?
#33 otoko, my life is in akibahara
Stop bumping this shit already.
Sagers are fuckin' kunts
I am a fucking saint.
WOW!
you should revel in it, because it's the only cunt you're ever likely to get hanging around here
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XXX
YYY
Grrrr, hermes thought i like surfing on the beach but it's actually i only surf on the net :'( what should i do :'( :'(
>>45
learn to swim (fuck all you junkies)
kill yourself
At the moment i'm learning how to surf with the help of my colleague with very good progress ;) Hermes here i come .
Secret Admirer ? Get the fuck out of this
Whoever's ID is heaven, fucking leave densha alone. he needs our help, if you don't want to be constructive, please piss off
yeah people, this is a true honest person with a real problem here. Look in your heart and find the courage to help this geeky guy. Please Densha, you must watch your language, its always so profoundly gentle and yet straight from your heart -- lets not care about those flamers and talk without the painful words as we are used from you in here.
Good job on the surfing! I heard it was really hard, but you're in love, and with perseverance everything can be achieved! (Sailor Moon I love you!)
OP stop trolling your own thread.
And stop bumping useless and unfunny threads.
tears how can you peoples say this? Fortunately, there will be one person who knows that Op doesn't write my posts. Which is op..
Densha, gambattene - I am rooting for you!
I'm >>52 and frankly, I couldn't care less if you're op or not. Just stop bumping this thread already. PLEASE.
thread sucks
hahaha, well this is interesting. Good luck with that.
:)
Oh wait, is that some kind of troll?
settle down dudes, where's the best place to buy a guitar at akibahara
i've said sorry, i don't know how to surf :'( she seemed quite understandin'
:(
WOW! what a great news!!! super, honesty prevails after all! Keep us posted plz.
Just keep balance when you surf !!!(It's sort of tips... I think :),I'll find more then)
That's right, balance is key. I've been searching for many surfing videos, and it strikes me that the coolest surfers always stand on the board, so you cant just lie on it. But they do that in the beginning, confused :S ?
keep it up!
thanks everyone!!!! the relationship is going ok at the moment ;)
Sorry ,but I have a question why everything happen like the movie ???????????? (Actually,I think you just a liar NEW DENSHA OTOKO) thank you for reading this !!!!
Because thread stinks.
!!!!! I've been invited to Herme's plaCE! omg! is her mum going to be there????!
Yay! way to go densha! you must be so excited - I am I am I am!!!
Now you need to think of a gift to bring right? I recommend flowers. Women always liek flowers!
Bring her a Sizzler coupon.
Densha!!!! do your confession!!!
i was fixing herme's computer at home...but didnt have the courage to confess :'( but i'm having a dinner with hermes' family this weekend!
why can't you idiots just read the damn board header
tanasinn
I believe this thread is going to read 1000get
You evil evil flamers, just go away. This is Densha's thread and nobody can take it away from us. There will always be Densha have faith and find courage, Densha!
densha !! then you must know you will do.
start from table manner
i'm learning table manner....my dad keeps zapping me :(
Thanks everyone ukyo, secret admirer...makyo./...why's everyone so nice :'( :'( :'(
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fucking densha is a wimp
so im thinkin about mallot rapin this one cat
>>81
Good luck on that!
Anything happen yet densha?
Today I rescued a girl in the subway.
dont go around shitting that you're densha. THERE WILL ONLY BE A ONE AND ONLY DENSHA OTOKO OK?!
details requesting
gah. weekend info is disappointing. no update.
>_< so i had a dinner with herme's familY- her mum her brother...the food was so spicy, so i drank lots of water...and had to go leak urine. when i came back i saw herme's dad.. he asked me to go away cos he had some family matter to sort out..
herme's looked so sad...i ..useless...went away but then had to come back cos i forgot me hankychief..
herme's brother had become angry..fought with the dad then left... herme's parents were sorting out re:whether to divorce.
hermes was crying so...i summoned my courage "Yoshi, fightooo-oh!" and explained to them how important it is to be in peace which is what hermes wants..
in the end everyone settled, the mum signed the divorce paper...and i took herme's hand and we left together...
Wow. This has yet to register in my brain. It's a crazy story for me to believe. But, you did good.
OP can't be the new densha otoko, nurse-kun is the new densha otoko.
Wow, looks like this densha-role-player is having fun playing out the plot of the story of the real densha otoko. Dude, stop. No, really.
is that really the Hermes? I thought Hermes was much more gently and nice. So Densha, what happened then, after the divorce paper signing? that must have been very tough on Hermes-san?
looking good!
lol
stop bumping this troll-started thread
you so mean! this thread is alive and kicking, you go ahead and bump, flamer - this si Densha's place. If you don't like it, don't post geez...
Densha, don't let them get to you! kitaaaa!
キタ！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！！
Densha-kun, i've just been playing you. You think i'm gonna date a loser like you? Get a life!
OH NOOO!!!! densha, is this true? answer quickly, please!
no, no, it can't be... just say it doesn't true
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