new densha otoko (277)

1 Name: Densha : 2007-02-01 12:43 ID:KA2WnSRe This thread was merged from the former /love/ board. You can view the archive here.

I am afraid i am the new densha otoko. Today i rescued a pretty girl who was harrassed by a drunk on the train.

228 Name: erumesuuu : 2008-10-25 13:13 ID:m+vY5e2Y

>>225 huh?

229 Name: densha : 2008-10-27 11:50 ID:/NtLLduT

hermes is real cool

230 Name: erum : 2008-11-05 13:59 ID:Le/geTSO

>>229
so, uh,, how did you know?

231 Name: sedated : 2008-12-07 14:24 ID:ZLBsInup

so, did u get to score densha? it's almost 2 years, details pls,.

232 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-12-08 11:38 ID:sfLEpcfP

Looks like he was a troll after all.

233 Name: densha : 2009-03-29 15:55 ID:ZLBsInup

hapi new year! erumesuu is my gal, kitaaaa!

234 Name: densha : 2009-03-31 09:40 ID:ePSsRS2z

i lied about the previous post
so what?

235 Name: sraphim88 : 2009-04-03 08:01 ID:z11haxuh

what the... --'

236 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-03 13:46 ID:1n/JJb26

this is all boring....

237 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 09:59 ID:swGuhtXM

GTFO OP FAG

238 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 12:17 ID:jrYAPVxR

>>237
Sage. Use it.

239 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 12:17 ID:Heaven

>>238
OH THE IRONY.
<slaps self>

240 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-05 20:15 ID:Heaven

>>239, I must help you

<slaps >>239>

I feel for your embarrassment ^_^

241 Name: densha : 2009-04-09 12:11 ID:IWnar9Fg

I saw this pretty girl on the train.....

242 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-04-12 00:24 ID:Heaven

>>241

You ARE the train, baka!

243 Name: chewbacca : 2009-04-12 16:19 ID:ZLBsInup

on the contrary, i am chewbaka! and i harass erumesu on the fuckin densha. "come on sista-chan, give it to papa."

244 Name: chewbacca : 2009-04-12 16:21 ID:ZLBsInup

LOL!
>>241
yeah bakero! you are the train

245 Name: woot : 2009-04-12 22:33 ID:lYwGxRU6

GAY

246 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:21 ID:ZLBsInup

i'm here in the home of a gal, it's a damn huge house. they must be really well-off! and what's this? a benoist tea? this must really taste good, was able to watched it at a funny jap sitcom some years ago... wait she's coming back...

need something to talk about, help!

247 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:37 ID:ZLBsInup

きた!

248 Name: commoner : 2009-05-14 17:39 ID:ZLBsInup

>>247on the contrary, キタ!

249 Name: Lonely : 2009-05-21 13:02 ID:2hxLwLzq

LoL T_T
btw someday i want to feel the same experience like densha too, and have his courage .. hahhh T_T

250 Name: Einz : 2009-05-22 00:40 ID:Ivga9Q0r

LoL !

251 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-05-22 22:39 ID:5JZMxE4M

            ∧  ∧
            |1/ |1/
          / ̄ ̄ ̄`ヽ、
         /        ヽ
        /  ⌒  ⌒    |
        | (●) (●)   |I set it so he'd invite me again,
        /          |but he letit slip by with"Ahh..."
       /           |    
      (          _ |
      (ヽ、       /  )|
       | ``ー――‐''"|  ヽ|
       ゝ ノ       ヽ  ノ

252 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-05-24 15:16 ID:ZLBsInup

....

253 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-07-11 16:06 ID:ZLBsInup

sage

254 Name: mars7 : 2010-06-27 07:36 ID:LoQVSvqq

kita!!! it seems it finally came! i saw this charming asian girl across my table at a local cafe last week. and i was stealing glances with her. she smiled for a while but i turned my head around instantly as sort of a reflex from being shy with girls. damn! why am i so pathetic?
so again, today i'm right here again at the cafe and guess wht?!? she's here again looking as lovely as ever. smooth face, shoulder length black straight hair.. one might say she resemble sachiko from marimite... i'm in heaven! but now i don't know what else to do?? i thought of asking a barista to pass a message for me thru a piece of paper. i simply don't have enough courage to simply walk straight to her and have myself introduced. if only there was some sort of chat function here. help! she might slip again today... damn

255 Name: Dæmon : 2010-06-27 14:07 ID:Heaven

omfg. Some idiot just bump this.
Just create a thread -.-
But anyway if you don't have balls to ask for contact or anything then there will be no chance at all.

256 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-21 22:37 ID:cTeg8TH1

What does it mean to sage?

257 Name: Senko : 2010-07-22 05:01 ID:yyrzisZR

Just walk up to her and say Hi. Easy

258 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-22 23:09 ID:cTeg8TH1

>>253

I'm sorry, I'm just a little confused.

259 Name: Senk : 2010-07-23 05:19 ID:yyrzisZR

Yes 253 what DOES it mean to sage?

260 Name: 電車男 : 2010-07-25 05:23 ID:Wy7c8qEU

Oh look, the nane is in Japanese…
I cried even harder when Hermes-San broke up with me and kicked "that thing" with her pointy high heels."

kthxbai ( つ Д `)

261 Name: !1MG6Vzurqg : 2010-07-25 05:49 ID:Heaven

Now, if they made this thread into a movie or TV Drama, it would be the funniest friggin movie ever.

262 Name: Secret Admirer : 2010-07-25 06:49 ID:uVtkfbFT

Saging makes it so the post does not bring the topic back to the top. Saging is generally used on an old topic, a really bad topic, or if you've got nothing special to add to the topic. If you want to sage, put sage in the link: box.

263 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-25 11:38 ID:Heaven

Oh wow, ok, thanx!

So you're done with this post then? Is there really no new denshe ottoko??? Are you even a fan?

Sage! Lol

264 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-26 21:37 ID:cTeg8TH1

Will women ever make sense?

One girl I know keeps telling me she misses me and that she loves me, but she has a boyfriend!

Another waited four months to see me and then ended things as soon as I came home :(

And another girl claimed she wanted to come home with me but let her friends drag her away. Should I have begged?

265 Name: Kurizu : 2010-07-27 04:50 ID:Qj6wKH75

Jeez really guys -.- you couldve been more creatve with this post even i feel embaressed on how lame you guys made this.

266 Name: a_baby : 2010-07-27 16:56 ID:cTeg8TH1

>>265

What would you prefer?

267 Name: Rawr!1dtNSiWamo : 2010-08-01 05:55 ID:4wJck5xm

Basu Otoko lmfao

268 Post deleted.

269 Name: mars7 : 2010-08-08 09:20 ID:pgnU05M1

seems like she wasn't meat for me .. T^T

270 Name: 電車男 : 2011-05-12 02:57 ID:Heaven

Why is this in my favorites?

271 Name: Secret Admirerer : 2012-08-15 07:35 ID:1m2IrzU3

Because OP is idiot

272 Post deleted.

273 Name: hermes : 2013-06-13 12:35 ID:3MZE2JrD

today i dumped densha.. densha baka! kirai!

274 Name: masaaki shikanai : 2013-06-19 04:21 ID:ccUzo8nE

My name is Shikanai Masaaki. Born May 27 1978.
I have been gang stalking to Soka Gakkai employee from around the 11th September 2011.
I was abducted Kazuko Yamaguchi them.The name of the main culprit is Kenji Kimura.
She has been confined to the Soka Gakkai.
She is my classmate.
We were in love with each other since childhood.
We were apart until 33 years old.And we were going to get married at 33 years old.
I was confined to a mental hospital after being arrested for trying to help her.
I am still a virgin.

And stolen the machine of me to them.I have stolen them all.
And I was confined to them. I also have been tortured in the machine to them.

And they are repeat violent crime. Japanese police have become their slaves.

They are killing Jews and Illuminati members and Masonic members.
They also are allowed to arrest the Jews and Illuminati members and Masonic members.
They are to blame me.

They are looking for ways to kill me.
My brain and my machine is connected. I have stolen it. They're looking at my brain.
They are and try to remove the machine and my brain. And I'm trying to connect to other people.
And I'm trying to kill me.
I want you to tell the Pentagon that this.

They are pretending to be me. I want you to care for them.
There are fake Benjamin Fulford. You take care him.

I want to exile abroad.
I'm on the run from them. I do not have any money. Please donate to me.
Rakuten-bank 209 2142828 シカナイ マサアキ

I want you to tell the Rothschild and Israel this thing.
British Royal Family, David Rockefeller Sr., President Obama, Adolfo Nicolás Pachón, Hollywood.

275 Post deleted.

276 Name: Secret Admirer : 2013-07-11 18:17 ID:35LOn5Qq

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277 Name: Secret Admirer : 2014-10-06 19:00 ID:J8VT3c+4

I think it was all just a hoax started by greedy TV producers

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