Oh, Woe is Me (lack of laughter) (19)

1 Name: 13th Floor Elevator : 2007-03-06 20:39 ID:lqm+Yv22

Hey, guys. I was dumped last night in a one-liner e-mail.

"i am gonna break this you gently this is gonna work out i am truly sorry i don't feel the same way about you as i used to sorry"

Advice, please. I'm not feeling as bad as I thought I would, but I am feeling upset, of course.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-06 22:43 ID:1chc+X+u

Don't get too emo about it, the bitch (assuming your male) doesn't appreciate you obviously and isn't ready to commit yet. Continue the great search my friend, try to get hooked up to take away the pain. Or find other things to do. Remember, bros before hoes.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 00:23 ID:Heaven

Send her back a fake Mailer/Daemon error message, or whatever. Just to upset her. Dumping through a one-liner email is cheap.

Then well... skip to something else.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 00:24 ID:AbmanjC+

Why is she a bitch? She was just being honest and at least she didn't bullshit him and say "let's just be friends" line.

As for >>1, it is too bad that this happened to you but it happens to everyone and it hurts. You will feel better with time and occupy yourself with things that you enjoy doing or find something new to enjoy.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 00:39 ID:kSnTULAn

anyone who breaks up in one line is a bitch

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 00:45 ID:Heaven

think about it this way, you are single again. now go enjoy those one night stands

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 01:28 ID:D7Ofjq8B

fuck everysingle one of her friends

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-07 04:01 ID:PfhPKHSX

Act 3, Scene 1, Line 162

9 Name: Nibbles : 2007-03-07 07:27 ID:7PtXmSxH

>>2>>5>>6>>7 I agree with all of them and since she didnt have the guts to say it to you in person and told you in a e-mail, I say show the same courtesy and send her a computer virus that will destroy her computer from the inside out :D

10 Name: 13th Floor Elevator : 2007-03-07 08:22 ID:Heaven

Thanks for the advice guys. A day at work made it a bit better.

I'm not really vindictive, so I'm not going to send her anything harmful or screw her friends. (Virgin here, lol)

Thanks again.


11 Name: Kira : 2007-03-08 08:52 ID:yEJzZgUh

Let me say this... There are other girls(fish) in the world... Probably better than her... You just need to find her... So get over it and don't give up. Well good luck.

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-08 11:58 ID:tbm7Wel+


You don't do something like that over a fucking mail, it just reeks of cowardness and insincerity. I'll just assume they didn't have an internet relationship, if that was the case then I guess I'm sorry and let me instead say this; Internet relationships is the massive fail.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-09 03:17 ID:bIED6MPz

What the heck is up with her bad English?

"i am gonna break this you gently" "this is gonna work out"

stop trying to date 12 years old and/or blondes. :p

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-09 07:39 ID:9rT2+UTU

Reply to her e-mail with this subject: Re: [her e-mail subject when she sent you that one liner e-mail]

Message Body:


15 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-09 12:23 ID:tbm7Wel+



Thats clockwork in it's simplicity, total ownage, listen to this OP.

Perhaps you might want to settle for just an "ok" without punctuation even, also make sure what you recieved is still in the mail, as in; you didn't even bother to remove the adds and stuff.

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-09 16:07 ID:WDfG5p59

>>1 her english reminds me of this:


17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-09 23:12 ID:SoKrTdHV

I think we could push this to the extreme, by replying only "k" in the body of the mail.

Or maybe even "kthxbye" while we're at it.

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-10 00:45 ID:tbm7Wel+


"kthxbye" is quite obviously rude/sarcastic and not just indifferent, implying that her confession stirred some form of emotion. I think "k" borders to that too. "ok" seems like the ultimate option to me, not suggesting attempts at firing back while still being casual about the whole thing. I was going to suggest something like "sure" or "fine", but really just "ok" is perfection.

However, if OP is the kind of guy who is thorough with language, as I typically am unless I'm obviously playing, then there should be capital letter and punctuation.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-03-10 18:24 ID:Heaven


someone is using firefox 2. never thought that would be spelled that way.

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