quick answers for dumb questions (50)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 00:09 ID:Wcpzv3rK

what do you do if your condom breaks?

(answer and post a dumb question)

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 01:13 ID:Heaven

i got nothing (as usual)

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 01:44 ID:Ztp7yprW

>>1

if your condom breaks ask the girl if she takes the pill, if she doesn't, ask her if she is close to her ovulation, if she is, tell her to take the morning-after pill

what to do if you think you are pregnant, but you think you've been pregnant for the past month and a half.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 04:17 ID:GTzAXUPI

well tell the father if necessary; then either keep it, send it off for adoption, or abort it (don't really recomend the last option).

what do you do when you find out someone close to you (friend, family member, etc besides your boyfriend/girlfriend) have been cheating with your boyfriend/girlfriend?

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 15:27 ID:3mU7eHJm

>>4
Kill them.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 18:53 ID:TQRPaafH

How can you tell you really like someone?

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 20:45 ID:EAjBjRSX

if your condom breaks..then put on another one? XD.

Just thought i add.. my friend has a girlfriend who REFUSES to have sex unless he wears 2 condoms at once which i find quite hillarious.

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 20:46 ID:EAjBjRSX

oh question answer to 6.. if your a bloke you generally get an erection and for a girl..i dunno lol XD.

What happens if you penis catches on fire?

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 20:50 ID:GTzAXUPI

take a picture of your penis on fire and post it up on myspace.

what do you do if you go down on a girl and it reeks of sewage?

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 21:14 ID:EAjBjRSX

put a peg on your nose.

Is the idea of wearing 2 condoms at once stupid? (my friend who said that is here!)

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 21:27 ID:lskLWtz7

It's not unless they both break or if your date is allergic to latex.

How do I get really good at sucking dick?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-11 23:48 ID:uJXdP3T5

practice on your dad

oh and it is stupid to wear 2 condoms at once, theres actually more chance of them both breaking that way. just wear 1 - you can always use extra safe ones that are thick and also have a spermicide.

why are there (relatively so many spammers on 4-ch recently?

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-12 01:55 ID:Ztp7yprW

Because they think 4chan's /b/ is no longer worthy of their juicy spam.

Why is making love so damn good?

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-12 01:58 ID:GTzAXUPI

so people will have a reason to reproduce.

what do you do when you wake up and you are missing your sexual organ?

15 Name: king leonidus : 2007-04-12 02:19 ID:uX2wfjiO

german suplex her, then execute a flying elbow and land it on her forehead, you can then proceed in completing a shoryuken at full force rendering her in to a blood pulp that just flew out of your roof

16 Name: mr coolguyswillie : 2007-04-12 18:32 ID:PPkt7Dyn

Long hair or short hair? (on head here guys >.>)

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-12 22:25 ID:w7Zy0bii

long hait is for fags, you gaywad

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 03:34 ID:lskLWtz7

Hair is inconsequential, unless they are sporting gross ass girl-dreads or some other hippy shit.

Do boys prefer shaven, natural, or just trimmed?

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 05:16 ID:MASbqrmj

If they really like person in question, they won't care. But otherwise it's a matter of personal preference. I like either natural or trimmed best.

How can you quiet down noisy people?

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 05:18 ID:fBMbDJpe

punch them

how do you throw a decent punch?

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 05:59 ID:7jh/U9I5

use your whole body into it and step forward as you punch, use your shoulders, torso, legs, all behind behind your fist.

you can quite down noisy neighbors by blasting music or asking them nicely. if its people you hang out with.. tell me if you found a way , meanwhile, stop thinking about the embarrassment they cause you.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-13 12:42 ID:fFViCM/m

As for people that you hang out with, just tell them to shut the fuck up and give them a deadly serious look. they will shut the fuck up.

should i get a tan ?

23 Name: mr coolguyswillie : 2007-04-13 18:55 ID:XbDc3pm1

yes..go roast yourself

whats the meaning of threads like this?

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-14 03:05 ID:u2ZNxr2Y

to get idiots like us to post on it and attract attention from other idiots due to the high post count

im bored. you?

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-14 04:24 ID:7jh/U9I5

Why else would i be here?

I played football today, soccer if calling it that makes you happy. My whole body fucking hurts. what do I do ?

26 Name: mr coolguyswillie : 2007-04-14 19:09 ID:DdQKgBUV

pee on your leg

Best sex ever or relationship?

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-14 21:12 ID:WzdVvHiL

PEE PEE PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-14 23:13 ID:+aWcwOtm

best sex ever, relationship can be found else where,

would you go to jail for jailbait?

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-15 07:09 ID:lskLWtz7

depends if you're holding.

Can guys not get it up when they're on X?

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-15 14:47 ID:Heaven

>>29

Depends on wether X is equal to Y.

Why does this thread suck so hard?

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-15 17:48 ID:yXNm0Kdw

because you posted on it haha oh wow

hey, should i get laid with her?

32 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-16 05:20 ID:Heaven

yes

can you cook sperm?

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-16 08:41 ID:ighwDeyH

It's like boiled egg and even taste similar.

What do I need to do to get this girl?

34 Name: Seraphius : 2007-04-16 12:28 ID:2ObGr/1U

Skills, like, Nunchuck skills.

When did this board become DQN?

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-16 14:16 ID:Heaven

>>34
Mostly DQN is more mature than this.

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37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-17 01:46 ID:vfNdH9sr

what does DQN stand for?

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-17 20:00 ID:Heaven

>>37

ドキューン

no idea what it means though

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-22 19:30 ID:cOcLzWrW

FAPFAP!

40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-24 19:47 ID:qRtgJmXJ

>>38

Idiot

>>39

Idiot

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 10:14 ID:r6qRF4yu

o rly?

42 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-04-28 13:00 ID:Heaven

>>37
delinquent

How do we get this board to be less stupid?

43 Name: Frigid Onanoko : 2007-04-28 19:09 ID:iD2o9DFx

>>35 hahaha!

44 Name: GOD : 2007-04-29 07:45 ID:o9YFtg4d

YOU NEED NEED MORE PPL WHO CAN SPEAK ENGLISH!!!

45 Name: Frigid Onanoko %u4hf8dhj : 2007-05-02 15:53 ID:Heaven

FAP!

46 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 16:47 ID:Srhpabjs

4-ch, a story for you:

There's a girl at my school who has a boyfriend from high school. I think she's really hot, but I'm not enough of a sly bastard to wrestle her away. So, I decided to put chocolate in her mailbox. I did it three times, and the third time I gave her an empty chocolate wrapper with a torn-up note detailing how there were secret messages in all three wrappers. It didn't hit me until later that she might not find that amusing, but rather creepy. So. I have a date with her tomorrow. Do you think I should tell her about my prank, or should I be awesome in totally different ways?

47 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-10 18:52 ID:dWaTUSLE

>>46
if you think she might find that whole "just this side of stalking" thing kinda creepy, best just to leave it out and pretend it wasn't you. if she calls you on it, just tell her it was you, but only afterward did you think she might have found it creppy, and how you got pretty embareassed.

48 Name: Tsuminaoshi : 2007-05-11 03:48 ID:cQFW0UYi

Do you know if she told anyone about it? If she did you could say "So I heard you've got a secret admirer thing going on, is that weird or what???" Guage her response and take it from there...

if you're capable of being awesome in other ways you can employ those in either case

49 Name: Tsuminaoshi : 2007-05-11 03:53 ID:cQFW0UYi

btw, how did we get here from asking what to do if a condom breaks?!?!?

50 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-05-11 04:49 ID:FzNaGFTf

>>49
I needed a quick answer for a dumb question. Hey, post your own dumb question too :)

And yes, I am quite capable of being awesome by buying her a drink, asking her where she's living next year, telling her about my NaNoWriMo novel, etc. Thanks for your advice, my original idea was the same as >>47 and I think I'll stick by it.

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