Good Evening everybody. Many years ago I experienced something very heart breaking and from this is I never recovered. I didn't know who else to tell it to but I felt I had to tell someone about it so I decided to tell it here.
I was in high school at the time and I was hopelessy in love with a girl in my year level name Jessie. I had deep feelings for her but she unfortunalty did not know I existed. She was a very sweet person who always had a friendly smile on her face. I dreamed we would be together everynight when I was asleep and I daydreamed about her while at school. I really wanted nothing more than to tell her how beutiful she looked and hold her gently in my arms. But still, she never looked in my direction twice >_<
I was quite shy and never had the courage to revieal my feelings for her. One day I decided that enouth was enouth and that I would tell Jessie about how I felt for her. I gathered as much courage as I could for the next day when I would finally tell Jessie about my ultimate love for her.
At school the next day, I nervously walked up to Jessie during Biology class and said to her "Jessie, there is something I need to tell you. It is very imprtant. Could you meet me at the top of the school building at lunchtime today to talk?" She smiled and said she would love to. I felt very excited and joyful for the rest of the lesson ^_^.
I waited at the top of the school building for her at the start of lunch, sweating a puddle of water from my shear nervousness of mucking it up. I took a deep breath and relaxed while I looked at the beutiful scenery below me. Jessie came through the door of the building and approched me with a big smile on her face like always. We exchanged breif chit-chat amongst ourselves before I finally said "Jessie, The reason why I asked you to come up here today was because I wanted to tell you something very important. You see, for many years now I have had feelings for you and I like you alot. I have very passionate feelings for you and I would love nothing better than to get to know you better. So I wanted to ask you, will you be my girlfriend Jessie?"
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She looked at me puzzled for a momment. A small gust of wind passed us by and filled our silent momment.
She then kicked me in da ballz 9 millionzz times with steel plated shoes and bashed me in da skulzz with a dildo. She then cut off my ballz with hedge clippers and removed my brain and threw away my brain and put my balls in my head so I has ballz in my brain. OMG after that she took me to da gay bar and poured Gay Fuel down my neck and shoved beer bottles up my ass which was oh so Very Very Hard. She then want all Chibi and then unChibi and shouted "MUDA DA...Muda Muda Muda Muda Muda!!!
ZA WARUDO" She then threw a steamroller on me and went "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" >: D
After that she then called Drew Pickles on her mobile phone and he apeared out of nowhere and RAPED IN IN DA AZZ 999 MILLION TIMES with his monster size peniz and made mega sploogeez all over my body. Drew Then crushed me with his monster size peniz and then Cock Mongler appeared and MONGLED MY COCK >: (
After that she made another call on her mobile and said "YOU'RE MOV'IN WITH YOUR AUNTIE AND UNCLE IN BEL-AIR" and tied me up and whistled for a taxi and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.
After that she blowed up my kingdom and shoved more dildos up my azz and dragged me down to the local swimming pool and made me drink all the water in the pool which was mostly child pee >_<. The owners then had to close the pool with a large "POOL'S CLOSED" sign at the front and then lots of Nigra's in black suits came in and blocked me and pooped all over me.
She then took me back to where it all started and chopped off my penis and ate it with fried curry. The football team then came and beat me up and then pooped all over me and then they climbed up into my ass looking for gold and they found gold so 99 million gold minors started mining up my ass for hours and hours and hours.
She then ripped off all my skin and wrapped it over her body like a blanket and then she threw up everywhere uncontrolably and threw up my ballzz all over my face. She walked away while I lay on the ground with a large smile across her face. Then Drew Pickles appeared again and RAPED ME SOME MOOOOAAAARR!!!
>; 0..... IT HURT SO SWELL!! ^O^
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and ever since that day I have had trouble talking to girls. Has anybody else here had the same thing happen to them?
Oh god yes my dear friend
many times, many times ^o^
I know exactly how you feel : 3
delicious copypasta
>>3 neglected to hide his ID.
wow
wtf?
sage goes in the email field.
And this would be much better if it proceeded normally till the Bel Air part.
Gay Bar
Drew Pickles
ZA WARUDO
BEL-AIR
Mongler
Gold Mining
Pools Closed
Balls
DREW PICKLES!?!!?!!
Legendary.... Simply legendary
and saved to my hard drive
Bump!!!
>>10-11 also forgot to hide his ID.
ITT sage
HA HA HA!!
ZA WARUDO!!!
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!
That was great
Your next challenge is to learn how to spout memes with wit.
I see 99 millionz and 900billions but no 9000?
Definitely not delicious, nor worth copypasta-ing.
Do you have no simpathy for this poor man?
This poor soul had the local football team mine for gold in his azz.......IN HIS AZZ!?!!?!
>>1
I really do feel sorry for you. you must have been through alot and the pain must be horrible for you.
Don't be discouraged. I am sure you will find a girl who will not treat you so badily. All you need to do is keep searching ^_^.
This kind of reminds me of the time when I proposed to my girlfriend for marraige. She put a gun to my head and made me have gay, sweaty buttsecks with Auther, Clifford the big red dog and steve and Blu from Blues Clues. After that she made us all make a large mountain of poopy with our butts and rolled us up in the poopy and made us eat the poopy and we were all very smelly so she called Drew Pickles over on her mobile phone and he showered us in cum with his 300 mile long cock to clean us all off.
Fun Times! ^_^