A Gift From My Girlfriend! (4)

1 Name: Stu : 2007-07-02 07:56 ID:hZqyP7Oo

My girlfriend gave me a very interesting gift to me for our anniversary. Although I do have a slight problem with it ^_^

My girlfriend called me into the bedroom on our anniversary and presented me with a small box. She was very excited as she kissed me on the cheek and urged me to open it.

I opened the box and found that it was full of PORNO!!! of my girlfriend!!!. It appears she had a little photography session by herself ; )

"Wow" I replyed in amazment. I also got an erection just from the sight of it.

But unfortuantly this was no ordinary erection... IT WAS A DREW PICKLES ERECTION!!??!!!?!?

my cock would not stop growing. It kept getting bigger and bigger until I had to open a window to let it out of the house.

My cock is now farther than my eyes can see. NASA called me on the telephone to tell me that they can see it from space and also told me...

ITS OVER NINE THOOOOUUUUUUSSSAAAAANNNNNDDDDD!!?!!?!??!!?!!

........
My girlfriend is actually a little pleased by the whole situation X D

2 Name: The Bold Man : 2007-07-02 07:58 ID:hZqyP7Oo

WHAT? NINE THOUSAND?!!?!!?

3 Name: Drew Pickles : 2007-07-02 08:03 ID:hZqyP7Oo

YOU ARE TELLING PORKY PIES!

I AM DREW PICKLES!

THE MOST GAYEST AND SEXIEST MAN IN THE WORLD!

NOBODY IS GAYER THAN ME!

AND NOBODY HAS A PENIS LONGER THAN MINE!

IT IS OVER 300 MILES LONG AND HAS ENOUTH CUM TO SPLOOGE ALL OVER THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!

FEAR THE POWER OF MY SWELL BUTT RAPE!!!!

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-07-02 15:40 ID:Heaven

>>1-3
Same sad and lonely troll.

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