ITT we talk about our last lay. How was it?
I had a one-night stand with my new next-door neighbor a month ago... it sucked hard. Girl couldn't really move at all, actually hurt me pretty badly during cowgirl, and while she had nice breasts, she had some serious cottage-cheese thighs. A good bit smelly down there, m'fingers were rather nasty... ooomph.
Possibly the worst lay I've ever had.
Anyone had any decent experiences?
My last lay was when I banged a pregnant woman which is on her 7th month. Say, it wasn't that bad, I came 5 times.
I pay for mine, but I have to say that the last few have been fairly mediocre and nothing will beat the one purchase I made on a whim while in Japan (not in cost nor in quality...)
>>4
Maybe he is, but then again who are you to judge?
Also trolls.
>>4
As >>5 said, it's not your place to judge, whether he's sad or not... I'm sure I'm not the first person who's contemplated paying for it, for one thing, and he's just taken a bolder step and actually done just that... No fault on his part, as he's being true to himself, the epitome of living your life to it's fullest..
I predict this thread will not get very large
Nah, the last guy I slept with really messed me up- emotionally, I mean.
He was an OK lay, he wasn't as large as most guys, but he had a lot of energy which was appreciated.
We said a lot of things we probably shouldn't have to each other, seein' as how I was leaving at the end of the summer, and I feel pretty bad about it.
But that's what happens when you pick up a guy on anonidate, I'm guessin'.
The way I see it, it's a game of statistics. You could buy a girl dinner and movies for a few dates in a row to get an N% chance of sex, or you could pay a girl money and get a 100% chance of sex. Which a person happens to choose depends purely on their preferences and willingness to bet against the odds.
Not that my choice is necessarily my preference though. I think I would rather have someone I can glomp randomly in public and get sex from on a regular basis, but it just isn't happening lately. I'm thinking a sugar daddy type situation might straddle the line and give me more sex from a more real girl, but finding those is tougher than you would imagine.
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anonidate
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mostly buttsexxx, but whatever.
My last lay was about 2 months ago with the ex boyfriend. As usual there was no foreplay at ALL and he treated me like shit and asked me to leave immediately afterwards of our 15 minutes of sex.
These are among the reasons he is now an EX boyfriend. Harhar.
Wow, everyone has had crappy experiences lately, but then again, my last experience was rather crappy too. We got drunk, had a slight amount of sex (it was fun, but no orgasm for either of us, haha, other people nearby, didn't want to cause a scene), and I haven't seen her since. We broke up for reasons I still don't fully comprehend. :( However, I should note, usually the sex was amazing! It seemed like a shame that the last time should be like that, though...