Well, I have a hobby, sort of. I masturbate six hours a day, and I passionately enjoy it. :) It's not even comparable to a fifteen-minute session.

It'll be not easy to find a woman who doesn't want to marry, because I sure as Hell don't want to. Don't get me wrong, I could spend my life with a single woman. It's the idea of marriage that I can't take. For instance, if you never get married, getting separated is way easier. Do you really want all that bureaucracy and red tape when you're already emotionally wrecked? Planning ahead and thinking of the worst case scenario is a good strategy.