I have not kissed at all. Once I did this weird shit with this girl at my babysitter's house. She ended up being a whore, seeing as she went to the same high school as me. In fact, I'm pretty sure later that year (year of the weird shit) we never talked. I saw her occasionally and wondered if she chose to forget.

Basically what happened was we were like "WHAT'S DOWN OUR PANTS???" while all the adults were watching "Arachniphobia" The babysitter's son was up there as well, so we all dropped our pants and we both took turns kissing her vagina.

I am not making this shit up. Either way, in a way, this scarred me so I had to confess to my mom like 5 years later. I know, amazing story. And ever since I have not kissed. I'm 17, 18 soon.