First technical kiss: This girl I dated for about 4 weeks in high school. When going home on the buses. We only kissed once, and I missed! I got the side of her mouth! Oh well, that relationship was doomed anyway.

First real kiss: At the end of high school, I was at this girl's house and while we were watching a scary movie, she grabbed my hand and didn't let go for the rest of the movie. When I was about to leave she gave me a good, long smooch on the lips. I don't think my heart slowed down until the next day. That relationship lasted a year but since she was a germophobe and didn't like Frenching, we never did a real deep kiss.

First French: Oh lawd. It was a dare in Truth or Dare. 10 seconds of full-tongue action. The girl was kinda cute but totally nuts. I got one hell of a boner, though.

Other kisses: I've had so few of these I can remember each one. Once I asked a girl out after a pool party and she turned me down cause "her parents wouldn't let her date right now" and she gave me a kiss on the cheek like some kind of consolation. Gee thanks.

A female friend of mine kissed me on the neck while hugging me after I took her to see Harry Potter 5. I was so surprised I started asking her friends if she had a thing for me but it turned out she didn't.

Now that I'm in college I've started getting into bars. Talking with girls in bars is hard, and one actually gave me a kiss on the cheek for effort. Fucking lame.