Sure thing, princess.
You have fun in Super Happy Fun Denial Land.
Clear headed scrutiny of your post only confirms what I've been saying. You claim not to want to neuter a man, then proceed to describe a scenario where you admit that you get horny for He-men but ultimately want to settle down with "willing to forgive mood swings and moments of complete irrationality". In other words, you want to bang a hot guy and then settle for a not ugly guy who will buy you what you want and not tell you you're a bitch even when you're acting like one.
You should fucking be ashamed of yourself >>24
But then again, you're probably the "frumpy, desperate female nerd version" of >>1 mentioned above.