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1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 01:33 ID:J0JTdVRR

sup /love/. the following was sent to me in a stupid chain email (which i dont usually read but this was an exception). pretty sure some people if not all of us here can appreciate it lolol:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 01:51 ID:Heaven

I feel a strange mix of disgust and laughter. Well played.

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 02:16 ID:mjeS4jW4

I wonder if that really happened? Those people who start chain letters come up with amazing things sometimes...

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 02:47 ID:Heaven

I saw this before.

But I laughed again.

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 06:08 ID:FvoUKxA7

hahahahah awesome!!!

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 15:50 ID:/qc2DzzG

>>she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis

BWAHAHAHAHA. This guy ain't THAT smart.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-11 20:22 ID:jtqggIN5

>>6

lern2humour

8 Name: Secret Admirer : 2008-01-12 21:33 ID:lo6sccXu

lol I remember this was posted here a while back. it's awesome

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