This is a weird thread.
-overly clingy
Quite the opposite.
-needy for attention
Not really. I like going out and doing things with people, talking to people, I like being around people and having their attention focused on me when I say something, but I'm not needy.
-stalkerish
I might google your screen name if I really like you, but I'll also feel really bad about it.
-totally fucking jealous
Hah, no.
-very shy, blushes easily
Sometimes.
-dreamy, spaces out
That's me.
-untidy
Yeah.
-poor eyesight, a bit crosseyed, ugly glasses
I have near perfect eyesight, but I want glasses.
-big nose
I hate my nose.
-big ears
No.
-short
No.
-mild acne problem
Yeah.
-knock-kneed
No... I don't even know what that means, honestly.
-skew teeth
I have perfect teeth.
-impossibly messy hair, ideally it should stand every which way in the mornings
No.
-sloppy dresser
Sometimes.
-tries hard but fails even harder and gets all depressed when she does
No, I'm a rather upbeat, happy person who usually either succeeds or is able to deal with failure.
-too skinny or a bit chubby, either one is fine
Neither apply.
-conscious about her physical flaws
Yeah.
-stupid humor, laughs at random things and gets embarassed
Yeah.
-mostly doesn't get my jokes
Depends, are your jokes any good?
-tries to seem smart while she actually isn't, often forgets herself about this
No, I'm smart but I act like an idiot.
-makes wierd noises when she laughs
Heh, I don't know...
-forgets herself with picking her nose
Ew, no.
-nail-biting
Yeah.
-clumsy
Yeah.
-drools when she sleeps/laughs
When I sleep maybe, when I laugh now.
-gets awfully mad when I tease her, tries to hide it but fails
I actually like being teased.
-got some wierd ass fetish that I totally don't get
Heh, who knows?
-loves me
Not really.
I think you're just looking for a girl you can feel some power over... which is understandable, I'm currently chasing a boy because I know I can get him without risking too much hurt.