Hoooooly shiiiiiiit you guys! I fucking did it! I went out on a date with a girl and got tongue action at the end!

I've been reading up on dating techniques and how to read body language. It went like clockwork. Many signs were there, intentional physical contact, she copied some of the movements I did, she laughed at my bad jokes, etc. I used some of the cocky/funny attitude on her, stuff that Owen Wilson or Robin Williams would use.

Unfortunately she's kind of awkward about dating. She shows me things on Youtube when the conversation runs dry. She's also overweight but I can tolerate that for the time being. She turned all girly and flirty at the end, blushing and touching my chest after we kissed. I feel so awesome right now!

And I want to share this with you guys because I know you CAN get out there and date girls. Don't feel bad or awkward about reading dating advice. If you didn't date in high school or nobody was around to show you the ropes, a few pages of new ideas can shift your entire attitude.

Signed, an Anonymous who broke his 20 year dry spell