Oh, and another thing:
I have noticed that some of my guy friends are like "Dude, how do you get all those chicks?! Teach me your ways!" and I do show them the ropes. They use my techniques, and they all end up finding stable girlfriends. I... end up getting my dick sucked in the bathroom.

Okay, let's get it this into perspective: Coming across as a wussy, desperate guy is not my problem. It's the fact that I'm coming across as a manwhore. How do I quit coming across as the "playah"/manwhore and become the dashing, charming guy that will rock a girl's world, not just her bed?