Here's what I think.

If a girl drinks and goes to clubs with their friends their automatically that girl who jerks off every guy she meets. If she doesn't drink their uptight assholes with no personality. I see a girl on some dating show who looks and sounds a bit like someone I know and somehow automatically she IS that person in my mind. Theres pictures on her facebook of her sitting beside other guys, she must like them and they too like her. See that beer can in his hand? Oh yeah he's that kind of dude and they probably did you know what that night.

I could go on forever. If there is the smallest bit of evident to suggest it being true no matter how far-fetched I believe it with ever fiber of my being no matter how blatantly obvious something is to contradict it. I realize how amazingly retarded this is but it never stops and it drives me insane. Do I suffer from a massive inferiority complex? Am I actually paranoid?