Lost... Single and don't know why (8)

4 Name: Dr. Phil. : 2009-01-28 22:54 ID:dhWHVpOG

Dr. Phil. stands for Doctor Philosophy, which I would like for you to know before I get into my speech. (I dont want to be known as Dr. Phil, who is an incredibly annoying person and should be hit in the face with a shoe.)

The thing about dating comes to almost three things: 1.) Game Plan 2.) Courage 3.) Being an asset

First things first, the game plan. Seen as how I am in high school, Im going to give you my game plan, and you can adjust it accordingly.

  1. Guy meets girl, girl meets guy. Names are introduced, quick conversation. DOES NOT LAST MUCH LONGER THAN 10 MINUTES!!! HUG AT THE END!!!
  2. Second conversation, talk about something that you and her can BOTH talk about, and a viewpoint that you both have. At the end of the conversation, make up an excuse to leave, (mine is, Im sorry to have to leave, but I need to go talk to my teacher about making up a test (or an alteration of that message) Before you leave make sure YOU HAVE HER CELLPHONE NUMBER. If she is genuinely interested in you, then she will ask for your cell phone number as well. (or any number whatever. DO NOT LEAVE WITHOUT NUMBER. END WITH A HUG.
  3. Call her that night. Call her after 6 hours of getting the number, but before 12 hours of getting the number. If she calls you bonus points. Talk about things that interest you. get her to talk too. If things are working out then ask if she wants to hang out. Do not call it a date, this will scare the fuck out of her. MAKE SURE YOU FIND OUT IF SHE WANTS TO HANG OUT
  4. Hang out with her, do something romantic. DO NOT GET SENSUAL IN FRONT OF OTHER PEOPLE, ESPECIALLY ON THE FIRST DATE.
  5. If you played your cards right, then you will have her home by the end of the day. This may sound strange, but learn how to have sex. Porn?

The second part of this is courage. In order to talk to a girl or anyone, remember to have courage. Women are the exact same as us, in the idea that they are human, not mythical creatures. (although my last chick wanted to be some fucking unicorn or some shit) Be brave, and the reward is great.

The Third part is being an asset. Be something that she wants to be around. Have something desirable.

If this is all done, there should be no problem with finding a girl. Ask if you have any questions.

:) :) :)

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