Girl get pragnent
Guy get busted by copdad for statutory and does extra time for outstanding warrant.
Copdad and girl stop talking for two decades
Girl moves on, scraping bottom of romance barrel for men that make daddy mad and can keep wood over the sound of screamin babby
Guy pays child support
Guy doesn't pay child support
Guy go back to jail
>>1 get cancer from grape-candy-flavored ghetto-smokes for kidz but dies in a random drive-by
It is revealed >>1 is Da PG King after completion of GED