I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? (19)

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2009-12-29 18:38 ID:e9xiKdPt

>I screwed this up by lying to all my friends about how I had sex over this summer. (Such a lie, I had a full time job and was miserable). Funny how things work out this way, eh? Blondie had sex with one of my friends this summer. In my house. On my dad's office chair. I can still smell it everytime I walk in the room.

You're an idiot because:

  1. You SCREWED EVERYTHING UP WTF
  2. FUCK YOU
  3. Lying is wrong, motherfucker. Wrong. So don't fucking do it.

You're a genius because:

  1. No std's (blondie is a real life ho-bag, so these are probably a real danger with her)
  2. No babies! :D

Good job.

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