>>23

Yeah, I did.

It's been about 4 years since I posted this, based on the 2012 tag, I was 16 at the time. That's weird to think about. I'm not surprised that this thread is still around though, time doesn't seem to move here. I guess the eternal September joke on DQN is fitting.

I turned 20 not too long ago, at the beginning of last month.

Between dating and her dumping me, her twin sister - the short and fat to her tall and lanky - came on to me and for about a month, I dated both of them, at the same time. It was pretty rad.

After that, she turned out to be gay, and I dated just her sister for a while. Unlike dating the both of them, this was really awkward, could not recommend it less because there's something along the lines of "am I not good enough for you" that is quite the question to be saddled with. It was awkward and uncomfortable and it took me about 3 months to stop being bitter about it. Honestly? It's because I was fucking stupid. Don't try and be friends with your exes if you're looking for a serious relationship. It just doesn't fucking work. Also, don't look for a serious relationship at 16. That doesn't fucking work either. （ ・∀・)

She was my first girlfriend but now, it's like, whatever, man. I wound up dating her sister for about 3 months, stopped because neither of us were really into it, and then around New Year's 2013, she came on to me again, with the intention of having the relationship be notably more sexual. It was pretty nice, until it wasn't. By the end, it was clear that both of us were only really in the relationship for the sex, but honestly, I was faking every nut I busted - significantly harder when you're dating a cum fiend.

Before we broke up, I went on this horrible road trip with my family, who is aggressive and doesn't understand anxiety at all, and I met a new girl through Homestuck Facebook pages. She's far away - the other side of the country - but I'm okay with that. It's a nice change from the fuck-every-day relationship I had before, and in August we had our 3rd anniversary. I'm saving up money to propose - and it's something we've talked about before, so I know unless something dramatic changes from out of left field, she's going to say yes. There are times where I'm envious or upset about how far away she is, but it's very easily quelled because I can tell she really cares about me.

I stopped really keeping up with the two of them about a year and a half ago, so I can't really give you much of an update on how they're doing, but I'm finally happy with my relationships, guys.

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