Alrighty then, 4-ch. (29)

1 Name: Ren !JSN8X5.Us. : 2012-03-11 01:00 ID:MEfqoWOy

I'm in high school. I've developed this huge crush on the girl who sits across from me at lunch. She's a (cute!) otaku and may or may not (still not sure) have a crush on me.
What the fuck do I do?

2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-11 04:49 ID:9pXXk9VT

Hang out!

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-12 03:54 ID:H7Okz1bu

Go up to her. Say "hello". Be charismatic. Crack a cheesy joke. Talk about anime.

You have nothing to lose.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-12 23:27 ID:Heaven

say hi

5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-13 13:29 ID:Heaven

All terrible suggestions. Be mean to her, it'll make her like you more. My sun-deer-ay cartoons don't lie.

6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-13 17:39 ID:mUivtRSp

>>5 that only works when it's the girl abusing the guy.

7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-14 00:22 ID:Heaven

>>6
Perhaps it works for lesbians? "Ren" is a female name, after all.

8 Name: Ren !JSN8X5.Us. : 2012-03-14 01:18 ID:MEfqoWOy

>>7
I'm male, this was a randomly generated name.

>>1
She wasn't here today. She's probably sick. Maybe she'll be here on Thursday when I see her again.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-14 20:33 ID:0k2Fo9h1

>"Hey _____, would like to go on a date?"

10 Name: Ren !JSN8X5.Us. : 2012-03-15 22:49 ID:MEfqoWOy

HA! HA! IT WORKED~!

>>9
:')

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-16 02:57 ID:0lsXj4yJ

Glad I could help...even if that WAS the most painfully obvious option.
So where are you taking her?

12 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-19 22:54 ID:0k2Fo9h1

No update? What is up >>1-san?

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-20 03:51 ID:Heaven

She probably humiliated him. Love is a lie.

14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-03-20 17:51 ID:BSNzOMeH

>>13
Oh don't say that, I'm sure he is fine.
Still would like an update though.

15 Name: Ren!JSN8X5.Us. : 2012-03-20 21:11 ID:MEfqoWOy

>>12
Sorry, Internet was shut off for a few days.

She suggested camping. So we did. :)

16 Name: Lo : 2012-04-08 01:00 ID:DfHJszk/

So how did it go? :)

17 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-06-11 17:33 ID:JhEL70mP

news?

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-06-19 08:29 ID:DeE4vBYj

Update yet from >>1?

19 Name: Ren : 2012-07-18 09:33 ID:MEfqoWOy

>>18

Yep. We've been officially together for about 2 months now. :D

20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-07-18 13:44 ID:PeaK7U8h

>>19

Good! I hope you're both happy.

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 07:29 ID:MEfqoWOy

>>20

We broke up just about two months ago. Shit hurts. Damned lesbians.

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 15:27 ID:H7Okz1bu

>>21
Wat.

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2012-11-06 22:22 ID:kGzME8jn

Move on

24 Name: Ren (years in the future, but not many) : 2016-09-01 07:37 ID:w8M6FTAZ

>>23

Yeah, I did.

It's been about 4 years since I posted this, based on the 2012 tag, I was 16 at the time. That's weird to think about. I'm not surprised that this thread is still around though, time doesn't seem to move here. I guess the eternal September joke on DQN is fitting.

I turned 20 not too long ago, at the beginning of last month.

Between dating and her dumping me, her twin sister - the short and fat to her tall and lanky - came on to me and for about a month, I dated both of them, at the same time. It was pretty rad.

After that, she turned out to be gay, and I dated just her sister for a while. Unlike dating the both of them, this was really awkward, could not recommend it less because there's something along the lines of "am I not good enough for you" that is quite the question to be saddled with. It was awkward and uncomfortable and it took me about 3 months to stop being bitter about it. Honestly? It's because I was fucking stupid. Don't try and be friends with your exes if you're looking for a serious relationship. It just doesn't fucking work. Also, don't look for a serious relationship at 16. That doesn't fucking work either. ( ・∀・)

She was my first girlfriend but now, it's like, whatever, man. I wound up dating her sister for about 3 months, stopped because neither of us were really into it, and then around New Year's 2013, she came on to me again, with the intention of having the relationship be notably more sexual. It was pretty nice, until it wasn't. By the end, it was clear that both of us were only really in the relationship for the sex, but honestly, I was faking every nut I busted - significantly harder when you're dating a cum fiend.

Before we broke up, I went on this horrible road trip with my family, who is aggressive and doesn't understand anxiety at all, and I met a new girl through Homestuck Facebook pages. She's far away - the other side of the country - but I'm okay with that. It's a nice change from the fuck-every-day relationship I had before, and in August we had our 3rd anniversary. I'm saving up money to propose - and it's something we've talked about before, so I know unless something dramatic changes from out of left field, she's going to say yes. There are times where I'm envious or upset about how far away she is, but it's very easily quelled because I can tell she really cares about me.

I stopped really keeping up with the two of them about a year and a half ago, so I can't really give you much of an update on how they're doing, but I'm finally happy with my relationships, guys.

( ´∀`)つ

25 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-09-01 12:11 ID:N/4tyf36

>>24
Congrats, scumbag

26 Name: Ren : 2016-09-01 13:09 ID:w8M6FTAZ

>>25

thank you ( ・∀・)

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2016-10-04 06:46 ID:HE5Ge7Vp

Thanks for keeping updated friend. please come back with news about your new girl

28 Name: Ren (one year in the future) : 2017-10-02 12:50 ID:TXTOQjN9

This thread is weird. A hell of a time capsule, I suppose. I can't imagine another place I'd so willingly bump a thread I wrote when I was fifteen. (Not 16 as I thought, this thread was early in the year, I guess.)

Thank god this board is so slow, I guess. At the end of October of last year, we split up. I know I said "I'm planning to propose" in the last post, and you may ask me, "How did you get here?" but in the... 2 months? I think it's two months between the two events. It wound down. That happens.

It was... rough. I don't think there's a lot to say on the matter, other than "shit happens". I spent a lot of the earlier part of this year just... dealing with that, and the fallout from that, so to speak.

I turned 21 this year.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2017-10-02 13:27 ID:lfhE2hW5

dicks out for Harambe

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