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A good blowjob rules. (41)

1 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 03:19 ID:C9mQ/LiF

I would like to contribute to this board in my own way. No, this is not someone trying to follow in the footsteps of Itoko Otoko, nor is it an attempt to brag. Nay, this is an attempt to describe what happens when you have a REAL girlfriend. All you weenies who think that online = real, you can go over in the corner.

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2 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 04:13 ID:Heaven

This was an entertaining post. You deserve a reward.

Girlfriend, suck him off again!

3 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 04:15 ID:VHF/rKzy

PS. You never really defined what "proper placement" is.

4 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 04:26 ID:C9mQ/LiF


Apologies. There was one thing she did that drove me wild, but it was kinda hard to stay up: I sat on the edge of the bed and leaned back, she just sucked gently as I wrapped my legs around her middle/upper back. Oh man, if she could have held me up, that felt teh pwn. The other way was just the conventional me sitting, she kneeling (Although I prefer being on the bed horizontally, but this is easier for her - gentlemen, remember that she's doing all the work and it's your job to not only appreciate it, but to make it less difficult for her!). The trick is that since deepthroating is out of the question, she just wraps her fingers around the base of my shaft as much as she can and uses her lips to tighten just around the base of the head. The noises this generates drive me wild.

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5 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 17:19 ID:Heaven

Oh, what the fuck. You had a BJ so "not five minutes after" you jump on the computer and made a thread about it. Maybe you're BSing, maybe you're not, but either way you come off as insensitive at best and a troll at worst.

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6 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 23:20 ID:C9mQ/LiF

>>5 wins the "didn't get it and probably never will" award.

I joked about it, she said "That sounds like it'd be funny as hell, go do it" and I told her I was only joking. She said I wouldn't have the guts, I said I didn't want to insult her. She said go ahead and do it, and since she and I swore long ago not to play any stupid couple games, I did it, I posted it, and she was the one who clicked on "create new thread."

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7 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-15 23:39 ID:Heaven

Personally, I prefer cunnilingus to fellatio.

8 Name: sage : 2005-11-16 00:10 ID:C9mQ/LiF


Partial agreement. I like getting, but giving is tons of fun, too. I don't know why guys aren't big on it.

9 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-16 00:21 ID:Heaven


Neither do I.

10 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-17 01:19 ID:iktT83Hx

I prefer both. Giving and taking is fun!

11 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-17 01:20 ID:iktT83Hx

i ment getting, not taking. Whichever.

12 Name: (´-`).。oO(おっぱい (. Y .) ) : 2005-11-17 01:52 ID:Heaven

Nice placement of sage.

That aside, isn't this Love & Romance, not Sex? I mean, discussing sex in the context of a relationship seems fine, but this advice could be given to a hooker just as easily as a girlfriend.

13 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-17 11:04 ID:Heaven

> Her arm is around me as I type this.

This makes your thread bullshit. Infact every post you make in this thread will be bullshit, because she will sertenly be following it aswell.

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14 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-11-17 20:01 ID:X2C33lSW


Nah, your mom wasn't all that great.

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15 Name: Captain Linger : 2005-12-03 10:28 ID:ArbgBxsU

What does "sertenly" mean?

16 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-03 11:35 ID:Heaven

The usual complaint involves the supposed smell and/or pubic hair in the mouth. Protips: If it smells, you shouldn't be down there anyway because she has an infection or she never washes. If you eat her out right, you should not be grazing hair.

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17 Name: Captain Lingus : 2005-12-03 12:15 ID:ArbgBxsU

Another tip: a shower can fix that smell and doubles as a good place to start the deed itself. ;-)

18 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-03 12:20 ID:Heaven

>>15 certainly, thank you for pointing that out.

19 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-06 00:12 ID:Heaven


>...All you weenies who think that online = real, you can go over in the corner.
>...Her arm is around me as I type this....
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20 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-13 20:15 ID:Heaven


How do you think he got the blowjob, silly?

21 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-17 20:25 ID:Heaven

this thread sucks and I hate >>1

22 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-24 07:13 ID:uZtQ0e95

BJ's are cool. For sure. I just like to jump into the sex though

23 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-24 11:28 ID:IOMjmZrk

whole body effort, huh. that's hot, but make sure to lube up real good before you jump in.

24 Name: Secret Admirer : 2005-12-25 22:50 ID:Heaven


25 Name: densha_otoko : 2006-01-04 04:02 ID:Ah3OLE7E

wow this is amazing, this is just like densha otoko!!!

sigh how i miss that show :(

26 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-05 04:59 ID:ZmCjQ1Cj

"Her arm is around me as I type this. I can't imagine why she's doing that, but hey, I'm not complaining."
Perhaps because sex can be an expression of love and now she feels close to you? Douchebag.

27 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-06 17:34 ID:Heaven

Please don't bump this shitty thread anymore.

28 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-09 03:56 ID:60+7exLh


What the fuck. Someone gets a blowjob or a little pussy and everyone goes apeshit and calls it densha otoko. wtf is that.

29 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-09 08:29 ID:Heaven

What the fuck. Someone says not to bump this shitty thread anymore and everyong goes apeshit and bumps it. wtf is that.

30 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 03:37 ID:Heaven

What the fuck. Someone makes a sarcastic remark and you fail to understand it. wtf is that.

31 Name: Secret Admirer : 2006-01-10 04:01 ID:Heaven

Looks too blatant to be sarcasm... I would guess it was posted in the wrong thread, or a comment on the entire /love/ board posted in a random thread.

32 Name: Matt : 2006-01-14 02:23 ID:Yt4tMuYp

You dork! You waited too long and then she moved on. Oh well.

33 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-27 13:38 ID:S0R9mc1A


34 Name: Saging Chuck Noris : 2007-09-27 14:22 ID:vBTBoIFF

-snake eyes!-

35 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-27 16:45 ID:Heaven


36 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-27 21:27 ID:Heaven

I felt the piercing stench of fail already when I entered the L&R-board, I have now discovered the source.

37 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-27 23:07 ID:VObsu4vp

I'd have no trouble eating her if it wasn't for HIV. Once I have a new girlfriend I'll insist on having some test before I give head. (but oh boy, I'd probably do it a lot)

38 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-09-28 02:11 ID:Heaven

thread terrorist

39 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-02 03:06 ID:VObsu4vp

My summer flick treated me to one. She wasn't really trying I think, and she didn't excite me much but wow! that was amazing still!

I need a girlfriend!

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40 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-02 13:13 ID:SGykZJti

nothing beats a good blowjob. well, except for a mediocre double-blowjob. or a titfuck where she sucks on the head.

life isn't always so bad.

41 Name: Secret Admirer : 2007-10-03 11:10 ID:Heaven

> Few other dudes will volunteer it.

Is she living in the 50s, that she fell for that line?