I would like to contribute to this board in my own way. No, this is not someone trying to follow in the footsteps of Itoko Otoko, nor is it an attempt to brag. Nay, this is an attempt to describe what happens when you have a REAL girlfriend. All you weenies who think that online = real, you can go over in the corner.
This was an entertaining post. You deserve a reward.
Girlfriend, suck him off again!
PS. You never really defined what "proper placement" is.
Apologies. There was one thing she did that drove me wild, but it was kinda hard to stay up: I sat on the edge of the bed and leaned back, she just sucked gently as I wrapped my legs around her middle/upper back. Oh man, if she could have held me up, that felt teh pwn. The other way was just the conventional me sitting, she kneeling (Although I prefer being on the bed horizontally, but this is easier for her - gentlemen, remember that she's doing all the work and it's your job to not only appreciate it, but to make it less difficult for her!). The trick is that since deepthroating is out of the question, she just wraps her fingers around the base of my shaft as much as she can and uses her lips to tighten just around the base of the head. The noises this generates drive me wild.
Oh, what the fuck. You had a BJ so "not five minutes after" you jump on the computer and made a thread about it. Maybe you're BSing, maybe you're not, but either way you come off as insensitive at best and a troll at worst.
>>5 wins the "didn't get it and probably never will" award.
I joked about it, she said "That sounds like it'd be funny as hell, go do it" and I told her I was only joking. She said I wouldn't have the guts, I said I didn't want to insult her. She said go ahead and do it, and since she and I swore long ago not to play any stupid couple games, I did it, I posted it, and she was the one who clicked on "create new thread."
Partial agreement. I like getting, but giving is tons of fun, too. I don't know why guys aren't big on it.
i ment getting, not taking. Whichever.
Nice placement of sage.
That aside, isn't this Love & Romance, not Sex? I mean, discussing sex in the context of a relationship seems fine, but this advice could be given to a hooker just as easily as a girlfriend.
> Her arm is around me as I type this.
This makes your thread bullshit. Infact every post you make in this thread will be bullshit, because she will sertenly be following it aswell.
What does "sertenly" mean?
The usual complaint involves the supposed smell and/or pubic hair in the mouth. Protips: If it smells, you shouldn't be down there anyway because she has an infection or she never washes. If you eat her out right, you should not be grazing hair.
Another tip: a shower can fix that smell and doubles as a good place to start the deed itself. ;-)
>>15 certainly, thank you for pointing that out.
>...All you weenies who think that online = real, you can go over in the corner.
>...Her arm is around me as I type this....
How do you think he got the blowjob, silly?
BJ's are cool. For sure. I just like to jump into the sex though
whole body effort, huh. that's hot, but make sure to lube up real good before you jump in.
wow this is amazing, this is just like densha otoko!!!
sigh how i miss that show :(
"Her arm is around me as I type this. I can't imagine why she's doing that, but hey, I'm not complaining."
Perhaps because sex can be an expression of love and now she feels close to you? Douchebag.
What the fuck. Someone gets a blowjob or a little pussy and everyone goes apeshit and calls it densha otoko. wtf is that.
What the fuck. Someone says not to bump this shitty thread anymore and everyong goes apeshit and bumps it. wtf is that.
What the fuck. Someone makes a sarcastic remark and you fail to understand it. wtf is that.
Looks too blatant to be sarcasm... I would guess it was posted in the wrong thread, or a comment on the entire /love/ board posted in a random thread.
You dork! You waited too long and then she moved on. Oh well.
LOOK AT ME! A GIRL PUT HER MOUTH ON MY PENIS AND I LIKED IT! YOU GUYS WILL NEVER DO THAT! JUST ME! ME ME ME!
I felt the piercing stench of fail already when I entered the L&R-board, I have now discovered the source.
I'd have no trouble eating her if it wasn't for HIV. Once I have a new girlfriend I'll insist on having some test before I give head. (but oh boy, I'd probably do it a lot)
My summer flick treated me to one. She wasn't really trying I think, and she didn't excite me much but wow! that was amazing still!
I need a girlfriend!
nothing beats a good blowjob. well, except for a mediocre double-blowjob. or a titfuck where she sucks on the head.
life isn't always so bad.